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Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them.
All of a sudden the husband comes.
Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth.
That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
hello
miss Nadira hehehe
where r u misssing you :(
hiiiiiiiiiii
how are you ?
i start some outdoor works thats why busy nowdays :(
keep in touchDear Nadira,
Thanks for your comments.By the grace of Allah Almighty,I am fine so is my job and life.
Prayers for your happiness and success.
Amjad Ali
salam
where r u??
its not fair without telling you left away :(
Hello my friend! The best friend!
The Russians say: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
I am always in need of your help.
Nadira, i have to leave the E.C. some days.
I leave, but take a promise to came back soon
Of course, I'll be thoughtful about my friends, and miss them.
I read the words you; Everything must be beautiful in a person face, clothing, spirit and mind.
These words are for you, my friend!!!!
Love and hugs, my sweety.
Irina.