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Danny Clark
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  • Crystal River, FL
  • United States
  • Fluent
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"Dear Rose, YESSSSS, of course! It is a TRIGGER! It was such an easy question!!!! You are the next to ask!"
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"Sorry, NO"
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"Mishaikh and Elf-Noor! NO! My word is not SHOT or SHOOTING. They define the result while my word defines a thing that causes the process or a processs that initialize another one."
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"And 100 to Rose, right?"
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Danny Clark replied to Rahul Wazir's discussion Does face play an important role in falling in love with someone?
"Well, Rahul! The discussion is really interesting. Sure, we may get very positive feelings chatting or corresponding with others and it is a good way to learn people better. We may even "fall in love" with them but in fact, we just like…"
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"Hi, Mishaikh! You are close to the point but my word is different"
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Danny Clark replied to Tanya's discussion Jeopardy Game: November in the group Let's Play Jeopardy Again!
"So, do all scores go to Bet?"
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Danny Clark's Discussions

To Die Working or to Smell Roses at Last?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Danny Clark Feb 24. 55 Replies

I have never started any general discussions, but I do feel like doing it today. First, I will tell you about my friend, my collaborator and a member of my band who died in a car crash about two…Continue

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We exist on the Earth to make it better place to live

My Self-introduction

Dear friends! I have just joined the EC as my wife has been its member for many years and always talks about you. We do have a lot in common, but why not to have more? I am a native speaker and hope to be useful. But no grammar questions, please! Tanya says I am illiteral and I always ask her to correct my articles before having them published.

A few words about myself. I have been born and raised in Boston. My mother and my grandfather were university teachers at Harvard and I grew up with the idea that education, knowledge, common sense and human reason are the most valuable in this world. However, living through my life I realized there is much more to it! But being a university teacher I should tell you: knowledge is our main power. It is not weapons that makes us stronger, it is only our desire to make this word better than it is.

I'd like to show you the place where we live. It is really wonderful. I have been living in Florida for 30 years and I swear, I have never seen such beauty although I traveled much. We live in a rather small town called Crystal River, in the mid-Florida. It is at the west coast, not far from Tampa. The fact is that the river is really very clean. Its water is transparent and one can see everything on the bottom. I am not a master of photo, so I will add the one from the net. You won't believe that ocean creachers like lamatees live here. I have no idea who permitted to build a nuclear power station here! Anyway, come to our land and be our guests or stay forever.

 

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Danny Clark's Blog

Writing Challange: a Short Funny Story

Posted on November 23, 2017 at 13:09 0 Comments

Hi, everyone! My funny contest has been over and, as a result, we have got 6 winning mistakes you found to be the funniest. Here they are together with my explanations:

  1. Having held the books for so long…
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Choose the Funniest Mistakes!

Posted on November 12, 2017 at 14:00 41 Comments

My dear friends, I always keep my word! I have promised you a funny contest and here it is! I “collected” the funniest mistakes I came across reading your blogs, comments and my personal correspondence and wrote many funny nightmare stories to make you laugh and realize what you say. However, if the authors want to compete, I can only help and encourage them! Hahaha!

So, here are 50 “best” mistakes that made me laugh and gave me inspiration. Now, I’d like each of you to choose 5 of…

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My Next Nightmare: Dull Morning after the Halloween Night

Posted on November 10, 2017 at 14:30 23 Comments

Hi, my dear learners, my true friends! Who else can give me such inspiration?! I should have posted this blog much earlier but you know, all my nightmares are the result of your mistakes. I just couldn’t think up the plot without your help. But I am ready to tell you a great story if you don’t mind reading my…

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My Halloween Nightmare

Posted on October 27, 2017 at 14:30 20 Comments

My dear friends! As I told you I have saved the best expression for my Halloween story because it is a true horror! Ready? LOL!

Here is the sentence I read:

I have a shoe in one leg and another leg is bare.

Doesn’t it make you…

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Modern Cinderella. Part Two, the Happy End

Posted on October 25, 2017 at 13:30 16 Comments

Well, my friends! I promised you the happy end and here you are! However, before reading the story, you are expected to read my usual introduction presenting and explaining your mistakes. Hope you will find a few minutes to look through them.

  1. “She always gives me wise decisions.” As a matter of fact, people are used to saying words of advice rarely followed. We usually listen to advice, analyze it and make up our mind.
  2. A thief wanted to take away a…
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My Nightmare Was About.... You Will Know if You Read the Blog!

Posted on October 23, 2017 at 17:30 21 Comments

I hope you like my funny stories based on your mistakes. This time it will be another story. Let’s say it is a modern version of Cinderella as it is all about shoes!

So, here are the expressions that inspired my imagination.

  1. “I bought a new shoe.” Sure, we all know we can’t buy…
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What a Nightmare I Saw Again!

Posted on October 15, 2017 at 12:30 25 Comments

Hi, my friends! You know every time I read your masterpieces before going to bed, I always see some weird nightmares. This time one of the expressions threw me back to the age of slavery. I don’t mind feeling a slave just for a change. So, here are the expressions that made my fantasy go so far.

  1. “My brother…
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My Nightmares are Back!

Posted on September 27, 2017 at 17:30 23 Comments

My dear friends! You know, since I joined EC, I have never slept well and I have seen a lot of different nightmares. This time my nightmare was mostly provoked by your typos. You know that English spelling is not a piece of cake. Only one wrong vowel may change the meaning of a word and a whole sentence. So, here are the words and expressions that made me see one more nightmare.

  1. “A battle palm/leaves”.  What should I imagine reading it? I do imagine a very aggressive…
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At 19:10 on November 17, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Dear Danny, Have a happy weekend! Stay blessed!

At 19:41 on November 11, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Hope you are doing good. Have a lovely weekend! Take care!

At 18:56 on October 28, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Have a blessed weekend dear Danny! Take care!

At 21:39 on October 13, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Have a lovely weekend dear Danny! Take care!

At 7:15 on October 9, 2017,
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Onee-chan
said…

Dear Teacher Dan,

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At 22:06 on October 6, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Dear Danny, Wishing you a very happy weekend! Take care & Stay blessed!

At 8:37 on October 2, 2017,
Mod
Onee-chan
said…

Teacher Dan,,

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At 21:22 on September 29, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Dear Danny, Have a lovely weekend! Take care & Stay blessed!

At 0:25 on September 23, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Dear Danny, Have a happy weekend! Take care & Stay blessed!

At 6:30 on September 16, 2017, Adaline Bala said…

Wishing you a wonderful weekend dear Danny! Take care & Stay blessed!

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Native English Speaker
English level
Fluent
Other languages spoken
French, Russian, Spanish
Skype user?
No
Favourite book, movie, song/band etc [in English!]
Music: Country, Pop, Rock, some Blues.
Writers: Stephen King, Tom Clancy, many others.
Movies: hard to say, mostly starring by Mell Gibson, Harrison Ford but also many others
My Favourite Saying(s) [in English!]
"Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction." John Kennedy.
 
 
 

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Does face play an important role in falling in love with someone?

Started by Rahul Wazir in General Discussion. Last reply by Rose 7 hours ago. 31 Replies

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