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different way of thinking

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

 

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire

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run

I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.

However,

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How to Get Really Smart

How to Get Really Smart

A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marvelled at the owner's quick wit and intelligence.

'Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?'

'I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, 'Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shop

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Halley's Comet

Let's start a discussion about the Halley's Comet. Do you know that it appears on Earth in the year of 1991 and It was already been predicted that it will appear again on 2061. Halley Comet was named after the astronomer Edmund Halley who was born in

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funny

TEACHER    : Why are you late?  
WEBSTER   : Because of the sign.  
TEACHER    : What sign  
WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

_____________  

TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

 CINDY      

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Everyday dialogues

Hi, friends!

Being an English teacher I have a lot of useful material for this group. I will be posting everyday dialogues here and you may ask me any questions. Hope, it will be helpful.

So, here is the first one:

 

 I got a new computer


Bill: I got a ne

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what would you think they must do/

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver

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