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TEACHER    : Why are you late?  
WEBSTER   : Because of the sign.  
TEACHER    : What sign  
WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

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TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

 CINDY       :You told me to do it without using tables!  

 

TEACHER    : What is the chemical formula for water?   
SARAH        : H I J K L M N O!!   
TEACHER    : What are you talking about?   
SARAH        : Yesterday you said it's H to O!  

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TEACHER  : George, go to the map and find North America.   
GEORGE    : Here it is!   
TEACHER   : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?   
CLASS       : George!

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TEACHER   : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?"  
JOHN         : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"  
TEACHER   : No, that's wrong  
JOHN         : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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  • One joke reminded me of my own case. Once I had a talk on Skype.

       He: I'm filling a table with Russian words. I need your help.
       I: How do you manage it?

    After he had explained it we laughed together.  =)

    • nice,Okasana
  • Enjoyable jokes , thank you for sharing them Nimmi,,,,,

     

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