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Wait a minute !!!!!!!!!!
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"God: "To me, it's about a minute."The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"God: "To me it's a penny."The man: "God, may I have a penny?"God: "Wait a minute."
Read more…Funny Parrot
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her,"Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. Onthe way home she saw the same parrot in th
Read more…True Love
Two lovers plan to sucide.Boyjumps first.Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies."
Read more…Why husband should not answer
Why husband should not answerWIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'
Read more…Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprints
CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u.
Read more…Let's introduce ourselves !!!
I would like to propose you all to introduce yourselves here with some ground rules described as below.
- Who you are
- Where you are from
- What your education(background) is
- What you expect to gain form this group
- What you can contribute to this group
- What you
Good luck? ... bad luck?...who Knows????
Good Luck Bad Luck!There is a Chinese story of a farmer who used an old horse to till his fields. One day, the horse escaped into the hills and when the farmer's neighbors sympathized with the old man over his bad luck, the farmer replied, "Bad luck?
Read more…Marriage Advice
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not
Read more…Some ways to annoy people:
1-Speak only in a "robot" voice.2-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."3-Drum on every available surface.4-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.5-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen Read more…Typing The Wrong Email Address, funniest
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of
Read more…husband for sale
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the a
Read more…DAMN,MISSED :D
a priest was playing to play with in golf.He accompanied with his assitent.when he tried to enter the first hole.the first hit, the ball did not sign in.the ball stopped around 20 cm from hole.the priest it takes the ball as he grumbled, "DAMN MISSED
Read more…An Irish Exam Paper
This is an Irish High School exam paper, just for fun, try to answer if you could get those question right.
and now the answer....ready?.. Read more…A street name!
A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.""There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"The young man
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