Marriage Advice

Posted by joes Carlso on November 4, 2009
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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  • joes Carlso November 16, 2009 14:17
    OK..I agree with you, I love my wife....it's just for fun.....hugs
  • rend yaqoob November 16, 2009 8:35
    Hi Joes ,
    thank you for this topic you make me laugh .
    but don't forget that ((you are not exist without a women ))

    Best regard
  • joes Carlso November 7, 2009 0:14
    Thank you, friend...hugs

    fariba said:
    thx , it's really right , i have already read,

    thx for make me laugh.

    have a nice time
    fariba,
  • joes Carlso November 7, 2009 0:13
    I'm agree with you.....bad with her, worst without them...

    Eduardo Palacios said:
    Hi Joes!
    Very Funny!!!
    Men and women, we have so different points of view, believe me, still we can't live without them. I thanks God everyday for creating them!
    See you,
    Eduardo
  • Ed Palacios November 6, 2009 8:13
    Hi Joes!
    Very Funny!!!
    Men and women, we have so different points of view, believe me, still we can't live without them. I thanks God everyday for creating them!
    See you,
    Eduardo
  • joes Carlso November 5, 2009 22:29
    thank you for your comment...
  • joes Carlso November 5, 2009 16:58
    Only...God could explain women...

    Suela said:
    Hi, Nadiyah,

    I think it means that a man never understands a woman.

    Maybe it has another explanation.... I hope Joes has a better one....

    Suela
  • joes Carlso November 4, 2009 22:51
    Do you like it!!! that's because is true....

    Nadiyah said:
    hello joes,
    I take this words "There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage"
    hey ........... what mean? its really I don't understand
    please explain it to me ... I almost upset ... hahahahaha .....................
    thank you for nice topic

    -Nadiyah-
  • Forget-me-Not November 4, 2009 20:55
    Hello Joes,

    Hehe, this post made ma laugh so much, thanks for sharing. I want more of this kind :))

    Cheers
    Forget-me-not
    I
  • Nadiyah November 4, 2009 19:57
    hello joes,
    I take this words "There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage"
    hey ........... what mean? its really I don't understand
    please explain it to me ... I almost upset ... hahahahaha .....................
    thank you for nice topic

    -Nadiyah-
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