A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopperascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any manfrom a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but youcannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the firstfloor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremelygood looking.'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to thefourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-deadgood looking and help with the housework.'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes tothe fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and he is very romantic .She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men onthis floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible toplease. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step asyou exit the building, and have a nice day!
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hi ragmat ollah ahmadi,
you are right , thanks for the nice reply
best wishes
rahmat ollah ahmadi said:
hi sara thanks very much for jok I am a man and i do not like to be a henpeked like many men but i wanted to tell you that men and women are impossible to please
hi sara
thanks very much for jok
I am a man and i do not like to be a henpeked like many men but i wanted to tell you that men and women are impossible to please
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you are right , thanks for the nice reply
best wishes
rahmat ollah ahmadi said:
thanks very much for jok
I am a man and i do not like to be a henpeked like many men but i wanted to tell you that men and women are impossible to please
you 're welcome I'm glad you like it, you're comments always made me smile
thanks dear
have a sweet time
Nadiyah said:
I will follow her, I will go to the sixth floor ...
do you know why, dear Sara? because he isn't there
hahahaha ... thanks have made me smile
really so funny
-Nadiyah-