This group is created for everybody! In goal so that we will learn English by a joke, then we will laugh and smile at the same time. You are very welcome to our group that makes us have big happy time in here!
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Dear all friends :
First of all , I’d like to explain why I created this group . In my mind, we should learn English that’s our second language from something that make us smile and laugh and love to learn the English a little bit more and more everyday. The thing is jokes ; for example , Which month has 28 days? -All of them!
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? - 2 birds. The other 3 fly away More Jokes ,click me out
The second place, everybody should use the words that be neutral , polite and respect other people that we should have .Don’t allow using lean words to look down upon people in here, please realize about it .
Well, all members of group can create some jokes for sharing and learning them to our happy imagination together.You can share what you want by put that to the comment in our group or click “Discussion Forum”, you can do both of the ways. I feel thankful all friends who share it to us . It’s very kind of you. Please remember the goal of our group “we learn English by the joke then we will smile and laugh at the same time.” So it means don’t cry or make moody in this place, please smile and laugh dear friends ….
Finally, hope you will share your entertainments for us here!
Best wishes, Nucha….
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A drunk bought two birds. His wife noticed that one of them was singing , the other was mute. She asked him why that one was mute. He told her that was the composer.
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant after a day roaming around Mexico. While sipping his tequila he noticed a sizzling scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter: 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro. They are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck… bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'Oh, I am so sorry señor, but there is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day: Cojones de Toro. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, señor...
Listen to this , if it is good, I will be, ,sure ,a member If not I will send another one? OK?
A social association asked a rich miser to participate by giving money to build a fence for the cemetery. He said that he had never seen the dead tried to run away!
good idea!!....here my joke
Marriage
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter between father and daughter. He said to the daughter I have transferred 1000,000$ into your account give your husband. 500,000$, out of it, and you can have the Other half, After goodbye, the call ended. and she turned to me, You said I should pack my…
THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIANA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show,"Look, it's not the same hat.""Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.""Hey, why are all the…
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I think after shooting there is no bird lefts,they all had flown:-)The birds aren't stupid!!!
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant after a day roaming around Mexico. While sipping his tequila he noticed a sizzling scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter: 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro. They are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck… bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'Oh, I am so sorry señor, but there is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day: Cojones de Toro. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, señor...
Sometimes the bull wins!'
Answer = eggs.....correct or no?
A social association asked a rich miser to participate by giving money to build a fence for the cemetery. He said that he had never seen the dead tried to run away!
I like the idea of this group. Good Luck, Everyone! Have fun!
Hardi.
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Marriage
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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