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.....if women control the world

 

       if women controlled world....

 

 

                          

 

                      

 

 

 

                             

 

 

                                  

 

 

                              

 

                                         

 

 

                                        

 

          women explained by engineers

 

             

 

                  

 

                 

 

 

 

               

 

 

      

 

 

 

     

 

Internet Reality

 

Internet Reality

Chatting only with you
Dreams and Reality
Lost Connection
I love my computer
Exciting chatting with you
                                                      

  Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


                                          


                            Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens CAR doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries BAGS of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


                                            



              Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


                                              


           Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

 

 

 

       Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend


                                             
 

    Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet


                                                 

 



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WHY WE LOVE CHILDREAN....

We all need a laugh and this  will give it to you....

                                        

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funny pictures

v all have a hectic life no time to have fun or enjoy..v miss even a smile...bt m sure u will smile after watching these...........

Funny Pictures


 

 

 

 

 

          

 

         

 

 

                                

 

 

 

 

                                                

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

           

 

 

                

 

              

 

                           hot dog

                                         lap dog

                

 

         

            

 

        

 

 

 

 

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optical riddles

 

 






Optical Illusion Riddles

1 
What's wrong in this famous portrait of Goethe? Click to enlarge and study.
Answer at page!bottom.
2 
Enlarge the picture and stare at the four dots in the middle for about 40 seconds. Then look at a blank surface like a wall. Blink your eyes and you will see a figure appear. Who is it?
Answer at page bottom.
3 
Two different animals are revealed in this illusion. What are they?
Answer at page bottom.
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Enlarge and study this picture. Is the image a graphic animation, or does it only appear to be so?
Answer at page bottom.
5

Which two figures alternately appear in this illusion?
Answer at page bottom.
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tips about spoken english

 

 

 

We have writ­ten a lot of arti­cles about the Eng­lish Gram­mar and its usage. We have got a few requests ask­ing to tell more about spo­ken Eng­lish. So, in this arti­cle, I would like to talk about two com­mon mis­takes made by even the native Eng­lish speak­ers. Eng­lish lan­guage is very tricky and it is tough to mas­ter it because most of the Eng­lish words which appear to be cor­rect while speak­ing but are incor­rect when put on the paper. The Eng­lish spo­ken by non-native Eng­lish peo­ple over­laps with their local lan­guage and thus results in the improper usage of Eng­lish. While speak­ing, mak­ing oth­ers o under­stand what you want to con­vey is impor­tant while writ­ing the same should also take care of gram­mar, punc­tu­a­tions, proper usage of terms. Today and Yesterday: We com­monly use the terms today evening and today night etc. Though one can under­stand what you are say­ing but it is sug­gested to use cor­rect form of language.
“Today” means “This Day” where the Day stands for Day­time. There­fore “Today Night” is confusing.
The cor­rect usage: “This Evening”, “Tonight”.
This also applies to “Yes­ter­day Night” and “Yes­ter­day Evening”.
The cor­rect usage: “Last Night” and “Last Evening”.

 

Upda­tion:

There is no word called ‘upda­tion’ in Eng­lish lan­guage. The cor­rect usage is shown in below examples.

  • You update some­body on the lat­est news.
  • You wait for an update on the sta­tus of the report.

 

 

career (n) 
vs 
carrier (n)
vs
courier (n)

Career as a noun is used to describe the job or series of jobs you do during your working life, especially if you continue to get better jobs and earn more money.

For example: "I never imagined I would end up with a career in teaching."

Carrier is a noun, it can mean person or thing that carries something, or someone who does not suffer from a disease but has the infection can give it to someone else.

For example: "Australians voted British Airways, their least favourite carrier for flights to the UK."

A courier is someone who carries important messages, packages or documents for someone else.

For example: "The United Parcel Service (UPS) is the largest courier service in the world."

 

 

                     holiday vs weekend

 

  

A holiday (noun), a time, often one or two weeks, when someone does not go to work or school but is free to do what they want, such as travel or relax. You usually have to book your holiday with your boss.

For example: "Where are you going on holiday this year? Somewhere nice I hope."

The weekend (noun) - the time from Saturday and Sunday, or Friday evening until Sunday night. It's the part of the week in which most paid workers living in the West do not go to work. It is a time for leisure and recreation, and/or for religious activities. ...

For example: "What are you doing this weekend? Anything nice?"

 

                                 


personal vs personnel

Personal is an adjective.

It can mean relating to or belonging to someone.

For example: Your personal belongings are the things that belong to you.

It can relate to the private parts of someone's life, including their relationships and feelings.

For example: If you have personal problems, it means you have problems that are private and sensitive to you. Perhaps problems in a relationship.

It can also mean something that is designed for or used by one person.

For example: a personal computer or stereo.

And it can relate to your body

For example: when talk about personal hygiene.

!If you are rude about or offensive towards someone it could be said that you are being personal.

Personnel is a noun.

The people who work for an organisation are the personnel.

For example: military personnel are the members of an army.

The department of an organisation that deals with finding people to work there, keeping records about them, etc is the Personnel Department. The head of that department is the personnel manager.

For example: "I need to speak to someone in Personnel."

!Many businesses have renamed their Personnel Department to 'The Human Resources Department' or HRD for short.

 

  here r some idioms  related to money....use them in ur daily life coz idioms make ur language stylish

 

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idiom/SayingExplanation

A hole in the wall

For example:

1) "We went for a drink at a little hole in the wall near the university last night." 

2) "I went to the hole in the wall to get some cash."

1) A small place to live, stay or work in.

2) A cash machine.

Break the bank.

For example:

He broke the bank at the casino and walked away with a lot of money. 

Win all the money at a casino gambling table.

To laugh all the way to the bank.

For example:-

If we don't take this opportunity, you can be sure our competitors will and they'll be laughing all the way to the bank. 

To make lot of money very easily, often because someone else has been stupid.

 

To not break the bank.

For example:

Going out for a drink in the pub won't break the bank.

Not be too expensive
To bank on something/someone

For example:

"You can always bank on friends to help you."
Something or someone you can be sure of.

Gor for broke.

For example:

"She really wanted to pass her English exam, so she went for broke and revised every day."

To risk everything in order to achieve the result you want.

To be broke

For example:

I can't go out tonight, I'm broke.

To have no money.

cash cow 

For example:

The British newspapers are the group's biggest cash cow, earning nearly 40% of group profits. 

A business or a part of a business that always makes a lot of profit.

Hard cash

For example:

They don't accept credit cards, we will need hard cash. 

Money in the form of coins or notes paper money

Cash in your chips

For example:

He cashed his chips in shortly after his ninetieth birthday. 

To die.

Ready cash

For example:

We have a lot of investments but we need ready cash to pay the bills.

Money that is available to spend.

A blank cheque

For example:

The project manager seems to think he has a blank cheque.

As much money to spend as is wanted or needed.

The other side of the coin

For example:

Running a web site is fun, but the other side of the coin is that it costs a lot of money. 

The opposite view of something.

A bad debt

For example:

The bank expects to lose millions of last year's profits as a result of bad debts. 

Money owed that is not likely to be paid.

e-cash

For example:

It is easier to pay on the net with e-cash.

Money from a special bank account which is used to buy goods and services over the Internet by sending information from your computer

A fool and his money are soon parted.

For example:

Andrew is always buying the latest gizmos, a fool and his money are soon parted.

Something we say which means that stupid people spend money without thinking about it enough.

Blood money

For example:

The assassin was paid his blood money.

Money that has been gained from the death of another person.

Easy money

For example:

A lot of people think running a web site is easy money. 

Money earnt with very little work or effort.

Funny money

For example: 

She was caught trying to pay with funny money,

Counterfeit money, or money from dishonest activities.

A licence to print money

For example:

Some people think the TV licence fee is just a licence to print money.

Activity that allows people to become very rich without having to make any effort.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

For example:

We can't afford to buy a house, money doesn't grow on trees.

Money isn't that easy to come by.

Money for old rope

For example:

A lot of people think being a professional footballer is money for for old rope.

A job that is an easy way of earning money.

Money talks

For example:

He seems to get away with murder I guess money talks.

People who are rich have a lot of power and influence.

Money to burn

For example:

They buy a new car every year. They must have money to burn.

To have a lot of money to spend on things that are not necessary

Put your money where your mouth is

For example:

If people are really interested in helping the homeless they should put their money where their mouth is

To follow up on words with action.

Monopoly money

For example:

Whether he sells the house or not, it's all monopoly money to him.

Monopoly is the trademark for a game in which you buy property with pretend money, so monopoly money has little or no value.

 

 

 

 


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                                                        every week  we will choose a person who is realy active n good at every field on ec..we willl choose 7 members n ur votes will decide one..so plz vote n make someone feel special..plz vote on the basis of his work nt on the basis of relationship plz....         

                            this weeks nominees are....nadira,lucia,harry,kedar,syubi,luty amano,ranu ario     plz vote fr one  n a simple rule one member one vote..

 

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,my life incidents

 am listing below few of the incidents which I have seen personally in my life in connection with the automobiles. Just wanted to share the same with all of you guys … I hope you will enjoy this. And also share your experiences like I had.

1 I was in school those days. It was early 90’s. We had one neighbor named Mr. Majgaonkar. He was around age of 45. One fine day his wife told us that they bought a GADI. (In India people call gadi for all types of vehicles including 2 wheelers & bicycle also) My mom asked for how much. She replied 6000/-. My Mom rightly assumed that they would have purchased some moped. But when asked she replied they bought a CAR with little surprised look. Now it was time for us to surprise. On seeing our faces she clarified that her Father in law has wish that they should own a car. So that after he dies people will say, “who died? Mr. Majgaonkar with car died …” (Gadiwale Majgaonkar was the words) !!! It sounded really funny and we had a big laugh after she went. They had bought an very old fiat `which was just in running condition. Later on we get to know that our neighbor went with his father in that car for ride 2-3 times. After few months we also heard that his father (age around 80) expired. We remembered his wish & laughed again imagining that his wish about peoples saying must be fulfilled.

Now after so many years when I look back of this incident, I regret that we laughed that time. He (father with wish) must be having a strong desire to own a car & drove it. But he must be unable to that time. It was really difficult to own a car in 60’s, 70’s. Only very rich people were able to afford the same. It was also the time when not many cars were available in the market & getting loan option was almost not there. So his wish must be a true wish from deep of his heart. His son, our neighbor also bought a car just for his wish. We must appreciate him. Great to have a son like this we can say …

2 This was when I was doing my engineering. I used to go to my friends place daily & used to go together to college. Around 9:30-10 AM we used to go. I used to see one person waiting on Bajaj scooter. One elderly person from friends building used to come & they used to go together. I thought he must be his collogue. When asked my friend, who told me the reality & was laughing like anything. Can you imagine what was the truth?

The person used to wait on scooter was the driver …. No jokes guys …. That elderly person was having some health issues & was unable drive the scooter. He was unable to own a car either. He was unable to use public transport as it was not convenient. So he had kept a driver for his scooter. He used to come daily in the morning with Tiffin and take the owner on scooter wherever he desires !!! Its only possible in India. We can get very cheap labor.

Can you beat this?

3 This incident is comparatively new. 5-7 years back. My friends neighbor bought a car. Wagon-R I guess. It was middle model which comes with power windows only for the front 2 windows. After few days he was frustrated & realized his mistake. So what’s the problem? Here the fun starts … He was businessman and had driver with him for his car. Previously he was owning Mahindra jeep. Now he was using his new car. He was frustrated as driver can scroll windows with button & he has to do it manually though he is the owner …. Hahahaha … when we heard this we laughed like anything.

I always found cars with only front 2 power windows funny. Either give all four or don’t give any. Consistency will be there & all will be happy … I guess companies should come up with only 2 rear power windows car for India where people can afford a driver very easily. So that people can take revenge to driver
Beat this …

4 Do you know how much a fiat costs now a days? 70’s, 80’s fiats are still available in few numbers in Pune & some rare species are using it. When enquired, I found that we can get a fiat in running, reasonable condition for Rs. 5000 also !!! I can buy one every month also…. (Just kidding). I know one family living nearby us who owns such a old fiat. They are elderly couple & use their car daily to go nearby places. Now the uncle being old person he has kept a driver for that.

So when I just calculated the total expenditure, it was around 6-7 thousand per month including drivers salary, petrol & maintenance !!! I found it really very funny and can’t imagine the calculation where monthly expenditure of the car is more than cars cost !!!! How many people you know who spends more amount than cars cost per month to maintain the same? Really doubtful.

Can you beat this ???

5 This was most recent. Tata Nano launched and I was very curious to see it in actual on road. Deliveries has just started that’ what I heard. Nano is basically a people’s car. It’s for people who cannot afford to buy a bigger costlier cars, this was the Ratan Tata’s basic idea behind developing such a low cost car. His main idea is that every India person can own a car at some point of time in life.

So I was returning from office to home one fine day. I saw a little cutie Silver Nano going around 100 mts in front of me. I started chasing the car. I get near to her very easily as I was on bike. I wanted to see the lucky guy who got the delivery of the cutie. So I raced a bit more. What I saw??? Any guesses ??? Please believe me guys, it was driven by a driver and 2 persons were sitting behind comfortably and chatting as if they are going in a Merc. I couldn’t believe that people can keep driver on Nano also !!!! Its possible only in India I guess ….
Can you beat this ???
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