.....if women control the world

 

       if women controlled world....

 

 

                          

 

                      

 

 

 

                             

 

 

                                  

 

 

                              

 

                                         

 

 

                                        

 

          women explained by engineers

 

             

 

                  

 

                 

 

 

 

               

 

 

      

 

 

 

     

 

Internet Reality

 

Internet Reality

Chatting only with you
Dreams and Reality
Lost Connection
I love my computer
Exciting chatting with you
                                                      

  Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


                                          


                            Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens CAR doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries BAGS of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


                                            



              Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


                                              


           Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

 

 

 

       Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend


                                             
 

    Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet


                                                 

 



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Comments

  • thnx  mimi

  • barbare..thnx  fr  nice  song

  • lol that was so funny! :D

  • ohhhhh another chauvinistic post :D if men werdn't surrounded by women, they wouldn't survive, no matter if it is mom,sister or wife :p anywayz,some jokes are funny :D
  • Fantastic show:D 

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  • I really wish....
  • Rahul  infact  how would man survive  without women?  
    So they do control  the world  you see :)

  • Oh I loved the bowling corridor :)
  • Nice.. !!
  • hilariuos! I guess, i will let my husband to write down my list. Like it! but i prefer human touch not virtual thing. hehehe..
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