Jump out of the planeAn Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.I hope you like this joke.Emilie
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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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There was a boy who was always losing his temper. His father gave him a bag full of nails and said to him, “My son, I want you to hammer a nail into our garden fence every time you need to direct your anger against something and you lose your temper.”So the son started to follow his father’s advice. On the first day he hammered in 37 nails, but getting the nails into the fence was not easy, so he started trying to control himself when he got . As the days went by, he was hammering in less nails, and within weeks he was able to control himself and was able to refrain from getting angry and from hammering nails. He came to his father and told him what he had achieved. His father was with his efforts and said to him: “But now, my son, you have to take out a nail for every day that you do not get angry.”The son started to take out the nails for each day that he did not get angry, until there were no nails left in the fence.He came to his father and told him what he had achieved. His father took him to the fence and said, “My son, you have done well, but look at these holes in the fence. This fence will never be the same again.” Then he added: “When you say things in a state of anger, they leave marks like these holes on the hearts of others. You can stab a person and withdraw the knife but it doesn’t matter how many times you say ‘I’m sorry,’ because the wound will remain
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The meaning of this single word is very big one. You can't live this life without friends.Your friends will bring joy to you. This joy will make your life happy and without this happiness , life loses its' meaning.
Life for me is as a garden which is full of many flowers and other plants. You should feel and see some plants which are harm in their shapes and scents just to appreciate the great smell of your flowers. Life is full of good and bad people whom their real characters will reveal sooner from the first problem you will face. I had this experience which revealed my real friends of the fake ones. I'm grateful to this experience which makes me stronger.And I feel sorry for them because they lost my respect and my touch in their darkness life.EmilieYou my dear friends "What is the meaning of life for you?"RegardsEmilie
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Hope is bright shining light which keeps darkness at the bayHope is gentle cold breeze on a hot summer dayHope is to remain positive when going gets toughhope is seeking more when others think u had enoughWhat hope meansHope is dreaming of tommorowHope is simmering under sorrowHope is sparkles when tears in our eyesHope is a beautiful thing & beutiful things never diesWhat hope meansHope is as light as a featherHope keeps all of us togetherHope is ubiquitous and free of costhope is the last thing ever lost.....Vineet BansalI like this word very much...Emilie
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Sorry Won't fix anythingSorry Will only cover up cuts and busiesCan't say sorry Cause it won't help anySorry Will hurt you moreSorry Accidental or intentionallySorry Will make you cry even moreSorry Will make you think about the hurtYou don't want to feel anymoreSorry I made a mistakeSorry cause I can't fix itsorry cause I make you crysorry cause I hurt youI'm sorry But sorry don't help me anySorryIs something I don't want to sayNot because I did what I did to hurt youBut because sorry won't take anything back or awayDebra Amanda SalazarFor me I will say it only to one person in my life,because he deserves to hear it from me.Emilie
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1- The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language. (It has 192 definitions according to Oxford English Dictionary).2. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed3. There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs 6 times: Indivisibility.4. You would have to count to one thousand to use the letter "A" in the English language to spell a whole number.5. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.6. The only three words in the English language to beging with DW are Dwarf, Dwell, and Dwindle.7. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und".8. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".9. No word in the English language rhymes with "month", "orange", "silver" or "purple"!10. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in English11. "Quisling" is the only word in the English language to start with "quis." Who is Quisling you ask? He was a Nazi collaborator who ran occupied Norway in World War II. If you call a Norwegian a "quisling," be prepared to see these usually docile people kick your butt!12. The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".13. The oldest word in the English language is "town".14. The second longest word in the English language is "antidisestablishmenterianism".15. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.16. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with 3 consecutivedouble letters.17. Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the capital" in the Korean language.18. "Strengths" is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel.19. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.20. One of the longest English words that can be typed using the top row of a typewriter (allowingmultiple uses of letters) is 'typewriter.'21. "Swahili"is a combination of African tribal languages, Arabic and Portuguese.22. There are 6 words in the English language with the letter combination "uu." Muumuu, vacuum,continuum, duumvirate, duumvir, and residuum.23. The word "honcho" comes from a Japanese word meaning "squad leader" and first came into usage in the English language during the American occupation of Japan following World War II.24. he word "queueing" is the only English word with 5 consecutive vowels!25. "Canada"is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".26. The word "pixel" is a contraction of either "picture cell" or "picture element".27. When two words are combined to form a single word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau".28. The words 'sacrilegious' and 'religion' do not share the same etymological root.29. The word rodent comes from the Latin word `rodere' meaning to gnaw.30. The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."31. The Old English word for "sneeze" is "fneosan."32. "Feedback" is the shortest word in English that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E and F.33. "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in any of the names of the 50 United States.34. There is no synonym for "thesaurus".34. The word 'news' did not come about because it was the plural of 'new.' It came from the first letters of the words North, East, West and South. This was because information was being gathered from all different directions.Nice time
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BeLet (….) be ( to advise someone not to try to change a situation)To be fair/ to be honest/ to be frank etc.(to indicate how you feel about what youare going to say next)… as can be/ …. As could be = as much as possible(…) to be = futureThe bride to-be was wearing pinkBeenHe has been here all day here/ for a long time/ lately/ since 8am/‘It’s been one of those days’ (to say you have had a busy and tiring day)‘It’s been ages since…’ (to emphasize the length of time since something lasthappened)It has been ages since I saw a good movie.BeingBeing silly/Being unfair/ rude/ stupid/ honest/ good/naughty/ ridiculous/ careful/ serious/ selfish/ and unreasonable.I hope you are not being serious; do you really think…For the time being = temporarilyAll things being equal = if there are no other factors that will affect the situationAll things being equal, women are better language learners than men
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BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------
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I don't know what to start, or when and whereI have this Habit, which is writingI do write on papers, walls, sands, anything my hands touchessometimes on air as wellin my house, everybody refuses to give me a pinotherwise everything is going to convert to inkI come here to writeI don't know what to dowho to believewhere to beginwhat to beginWhereand when as wellwhenever Final exams come, I just start loosing friendsstart loosing the contact with the other worldI lost contact with people around meDon't think I do study, because I don'tbutI don't know, it might be kind of preparation for examsI am always busyactually I am notbut, I look like a busy person, plus, everybody asks me to do his/her work, or work cannot be done except by I or by shops, which would need money as a reward eventuallyinstead, why don't I get money for my workI keep asking this question every time I receive an assignment to accomplishand hurry up, I hear, I need it immediatelythrow everything in your hand and start doing this, it's for ......., he needs it now, after an hour or tomorrowHey people, wait a second, it is a favor I doa help I decide to doand forced to do it against my wellwhat a world
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