Weather Forecast

This is in response to Onee's Writing Challenge "A News Report"

WEATHER FORECAST

Here is the forecast for next 24 hours. 

This is not good news for those who are planning ‘dating’.  The weather will be pretty stormy, so the indoor dating will be too crowded for those who have some secret planning for their partners.  Outside in daytime, the weather will be pretty hot, may affect the temperature of the caring parent for their daughters, so I have to warn all the boys to be careful with their girlfriends. 

I wish to give you some good news about the good weather, but it doesn’t seem so.  The stormy forecast for the evenings may tense the girls and they may have a row with moms, who would try to stop them going out in the evening especially for late night stroll under the trees, because the trees may fall because of the blowing winds, Oh!  It is also not good for the stylishly set hair of the girls, they may look as they have a fight with their rivals who had dragged each other’s hair.  So, folks I must go now, before the crowd of dating couples, gathered outside the studio would attack me for spoiling their evening.

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  • Thanks Luci.

    This is the only way to make it funny, "weather forecast" against the dating couples.

    Thanks a lot for your kindness.

  • Hahaaa...funny weather forecast, Misha! I would love to hear something like sun is shining and nature is ready for the first kisses under the teees but you decided to lock people inside..heheee...however.. good for reproduction of the human beings :D
  • Thanks Onee for your appreciation.  It is really encouraging when receiving from a Mod.

  • Dear Mishaikh,

    LOL....Seriously, you always made the typical writing of yours, though this is a challenge. This report sounds so unique and I imagine when a couple hear your news report, they will smile happily. LOL...

    Btw, though the only Passive is 'the indoor dating will be too crowded' ^^ I really like your news report. It's fun to hear this bad news. :D :D

    I smile when I read this...

    "It is also not good for the stylishly set hair of the girls, they may look as they have a fight with their rivals who had dragged each other’s hair. So, folks I must go now, before the crowd of dating couples, gathered outside the studio would attack me for spoiling their evening."

    :)))))) Please be careful, Mishaikh. :D

    Thank you so much for participating. ^^

  • Thanks Eva for all appreciations.

  • Mishaikh,

    LOL, I do not know what to say exactly, this is very unique and epic weather forecast.

    And typically your style of writing, thank you for sharing :)
  • Koy baat nahi, main mazah karta hoon. I am just joking, it is ok, my dear respected friend. 

  • Yes dara it changes itself the non English words. I will get it set. Sorry for the error.
  • Kiya hoowa Mishaihk, tumara mobile museebat hain. Before, it wrote my name Sara and Now it is Data. No problem at all. You are welcome.

  • Thanks Roman for your explanatory comment.
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