The Chronicles Of Ninos - Chapter Six

Chapter 1 : My Name is Ninos

Chapter 2 : Viola! I'm a Male Cat

Chapter 3 : Wake Up And Smell The Roses

Chapter 4 : I Am A Brilliant Blogger

Chapter 5 : Tiramisu, Black Forest and Cappuccino

Chapter 6 : I Am One Lean Mean Machine

Happy new year EC members. I hope you won't think it's too late to wish you guys the new year, after all, there are 365 days in 2016, so I can wish any of you happy new year at any time and day.

It's been a while since I post anything in here. In cat's years, it's like a lifetime already. Anyway, too many things had happened to me so I don't know what to share with you guys. So, please bear with me if I seem to be rambling a little bit. I just so eager to share with you guys everything.

But, wait! Wait! How presumptuous of me that I assumed everyone already know me. Let me introduce to you a little bit about myself. My name is Milo Ninos a/k Lemongrass. Since it is a bit mouthful, you may call me Ninos. But according to Lady Evangelina, I'm Ninos VIK (very important kitten). But then, since I'm no longer a kitten, I think I will not use the VIK moniker any more.

Anyway, I'm glad to be back in EC. Like I said earlier, it's been a while since I post anything in here. While I was away from EC, I found out that I have so many talents, not just gardening and chasing bugs. By the way, I think the number of cockroaches in the house is diminishing so I need to chase other bugs. Hmmm!

Back to my unexplored and hidden talents. I found another use for my sharp claws. Not only can I sharpen my claws with my Moms' sofa, but I can use them as a shredder machine. But as usual, my Mom Noas can never appreciate my talent.

She said I was destroying her new sofa. Truth to be told, I think I am adding some very unique characters to her boring sofa. She also said I'm teaching Cappuccino a bad habit. I think I'm just being a good brother. Guiding along through her formative years. 

Lately, my Moms called me Ninos Edward Scissorpaws. I think my Moms really need to stop changing my name according to their whims and fancy. I meant, come on, my name is already a mouthful. Now they want to name me Milo Ninos Edward Scissorpaws a/k Lemongrass. Don't you think it's just too ridiculous?

Though, come to think of it, maybe it suits me. After all, I had shredded I think three rolls of kitchen tissues. Hmm... I think my Moms are hiding those kitchen tissues because nowadays I can't find them. Really! They are just a bunch of party poopers. 

Maybe I think they are getting scared that I'm showing them that I'm one lean machine, not just their cute cat. 

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  • Dear Awesome Shredder, I am sorry for my late reply, I was reminding often to myself to come here and answering you but then I was forgettiing every time :D

    Ohhhh, you sly little cat, you say the same to every Lady here :D :D Ok ok, I am teasing you, no problem from here, you can have as many favorite Ladies as you want and you can tell what you want, who can be angry with you?  :))

    Let me tell you a secret too, and you can tell it to your mom Noas if you want. I didn't find the movie War and Peace but I found the mini series of 6 episodes and I couldn't watch even the first. I just watched a little. It is not much my style. I have read the biography of Tolstoy and I found it interesting but I wonder if the other books of Tolstoy are so much complicated and tiring as the War and Peace.

    Anyway, take care too :))

  • Auwww Lady Elen, I'm happy that you're happy. Psssttt! Can I tell you a secret? You're the only one my favourite people. I may told Lady Mary, Lady Evangelina and Lady Onee-chan that they are my favourite people, but honestly, you're the only one :-P

    I believed the real wide world is much more interesting. Like you, I prefer chasing bugs, and helping my mom gardening. Let me tell you another secret. This was told by my mom Noas. She told me that she only read about five pages of War and Peace novel and found it too mouthful (I guess as mouthful as my name). So she decided not read the novel. :) And since she doesn't like watching movies, she never watch the movie version too. :D

    Lady Elen, I guess you're still a little girl since you like to cry too. :D :D :D 

    Take care now. 

    From the Awesome Shredder.

  • Ohhh, happy that i am one of your favorite people here! Well, i don't come so often in EC because i spend more time with friends and i read books and i feel that i don't miss EC for now. These days i chose the book War and Peace but seriously find it much tiring so i better watch the movie Peace and War, it is the same thing i think. :)

    The poor Cappuccino, i understand her, i also cry easily :D :D

    Yes, yes, the name Edward Scissorpaws is a mouthful name, ok. The Awesome Shredder, haha :D :D :D I like it! :))

    Take care and see you again :)

  • Hi again Lady Onee-chan.

    I've read somewhere that says "It's better to be late than never" :) Let me tell you a secret too. (Now we are sharing secrets, I like it). Sometimes I think Mom Noas just can't stop writing once she started. That's why most of her blogs are 'too heavy' like you've said. That's why sometimes it's better if she didn't write or post anything in here. :) :)

    Well, my Mom Noas did left me for a week on the first few days of the new year. She travelled to somewhere, and left me with my Mom Ayu. Though I tried to put myself in her travelling bags, but she always knew that I was hiding in there. Bummer!

    I know I'm a very cool cat. :D :D I was born to be a cool cat. :-P That's why I love chasing bugs.

    Lady Onee-chan, my favourite neighbour

    I know I can always count on you to teach me about grammar. I really appreciate. I know I should learn more about grammar, but you have to admit, grammar is really boring. It's more interesting to sleep than learning the proper grammar. :D :D 

  • Hi Ninos,

    Sorry for my belated comment. You know why? Because your writing are always awesome. :) I tell you one secret but don't tell to your mom please.. This lady often passed your mom's blog because sometimes her blog was too heavy. :D

    Okay, okay, today I want to read your blog and give a little note, 'cos I miss it. First, Happy New Year, Ninos!

    Many things had happened to you?? Tell me, I hope you weren't left ignored by your mom Noas on the first of the year. :D

    Wow! What a diligent and cool cat you are! You chased bugs instead of asking food. [thumbsup]

    And,,,, it seems your paws had worked so hard to make your mom's house beautiful. :D

    As for my little note about grammar, I think it's just a typo "I am just so eager to share with you..."

    I doubt about this sentence, can you fix it? "I'm the one who/that is a leaned machine" or "I'm the onewho/that lean machine" or you have a different meaning. Keep on writing and learning grammar Ninos, your writings are awesome. Good job! I like it. 

    The last, yes, you have a ridiculous name, ever,, Milo Ninos Edward Scissorpaws! But I liket it. ;)))

  • Lady Elennnnnnnnn :) My favourite people in the whole wide world. Where have you been? It is nice to see you in here again. 

    Well, to tell you the truth, my moms did buy a ball of yarn for me to play with, but it was just plain boring to play with. I really don't like playing with typical toys for cats. I prefer just playing with that sofa and tissues. 

    Cappuccino is as annoying as she can be. She still cries a lot. I guess a small girl even a female kitten likes to cry a lot. :D :D :D 

    Hmm ... I'm glad that you like the name 'Edward Scissorpaws', though you have to admit, it's quite a mouthful. A new name according to my adventure? WOW! I like your idea, Lady Elen. Now maybe my Moms can name me, Milo Ninos the Awesome Shredder. :D :D :D 

  • Ninoooosss, where have you been?? :D :D Nice to see you again :))

    Tissues and sofa? Personally, i like your moms' sofa, please don't sharpen your claws on it, the poor sofa! I think your moms should buy you some toys for cats to spend your time, like a ball of yarn, usually cats like to play with this. Btw, how is your sister? She seems a quiet cat in the photo.

    Hmm, yes, i think the name Milo Ninos Edward Scissorpaws a/k Lemongrass suits you very much :D I think your moms change your name according on your adventures and not on their whims, so why don't you do something that will give you the name that you like? ;)

  • Dear Lady Setareh, Thank you for your compliment of me being cute. But like I've to Lady LUCInka, I'm not a naughty cat, but rather  you for admitting that I'm so cute, though I beg to differ about being naughty. I think it's just because every brain cells of my brain are perfectly connected. :D :D :D 

    I'm glad that you like my story. I will write more of my adventurous adventures. :D :D 

  • Lady A738a, yeah, I have two moms. Like you've said, one mom is already challenging enough, having two moms can drive you bonkers. :D :D It's a wonder that I'm still sane, and not become uncontrollable shredder machine. But you're right. We should always be nice to our moms even though sometimes they are just too zany.

    And of course I only pretending to listen to them. If I want to eat a truck load of cakes, I will eat them, and pretend that it was Cappuccino all along. :D :D :D  

  • Oh you have grown to a cute one and naughty one. :D Your mother should know how to deal with you. Thanks for sharing your cute cat's story.

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