BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------
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  • lol
  • Greatttttttttttttttttttt
  • lol...so funny,
    thank you dear Emilie!:D
  • Very funny......jajajaja!
  • How can i describe my feeling with outstanding questions and answers ?!!!
    i just can say great and i must congratulate you because of that ,
    keep it up ,
    Sami
  • hi, nice
  • wow
    i luv it
    it funny at the same time it's intersting
  • Excellent post my friend!
    I think the funny things are those which are related to men and women :)
    Thanks for sharing.
  • hahaha
    very funny!
    have a great day!
  • wonderful idea,that is very funny
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