Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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    • Alash katadhak ya Haouat? Thanks again. 

  • Good bro, well said

     

    • Shookrun bizzaf ya Haouat! Thanks for your encouraging comment. 

  • that is very helpful post thanks mr daragino  

    • Valo achi tume, Sanjit Kumar! Thanks for your nice comment. I really hope to be one of your friends, may I? Thanks again. 

  • una exelente historia que deja mucho que pensar 

    • Porque eres exelente, meu amigo! Thanks Kevin Diaz! It is because you are an excellent friend. I hope to learn more Spanish from you. Thank you.

  • This is an interesting story about coronovirus problem. I guess people can fight with some hardness with comedy. If anyone can do this without to break other people feelings, they can continue to do this. This is their comfortable area maybe. Greetings.

    • Nasilsin Burak Baydar, teskkur ederim! I really like that idea of yours, Burak. The problem is the timing. Any maintenance or remedy to the problem is not suitable at the moment. I repeat my dear new friend now is not the time for it. Nevertheless, thanks for your nice idea. 

  • I think this is a message to every human being to be a human not a monster. 

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