(Just a funny poem by using uncommon words like: Mixologist, Rolling pin, gurney )
( I beg everyone: don't take it as serious, it's just a joke !!! )
Just a funny poem
Jerome, a famous movie star
has drank much beer there in a bar.
His wife, she was alone at home,
was waiting long for her Jerome.
He drank too much, so he got drunk,
and quickly to the ground he sank.
"Mixologist, don't call my wife,
because I want to stay alive!"
Just call for me an ambulance,
maybe I can so keep my chance.
My chance of making her confused,
maybe her anger will be mused.
I use my time to think about
how to explain her my blackout.
I really don't want her to swing
and beats me with her rolling pin.
If she me on the gurney sees,
with bleeding wounds there on my knees,
Maybe she thinks I had a crash
and maybe even just a clash."
Although he had not earned it,
his wife, she was concerned a bit.
From hospital she picked him up,
but then she said to him:"Shut up!"
Because he had a clever wife
who knows how to avoid a strife.
She did avoid that neighbors grin,
what her man did, was not a sin.
He only is a man, so weak
at least he needs some beer a week.
He never can resist the lure
to drink a beer, it's pleasure pure.
Mixologist: is a person who is skilled at mixing cocktails and other drinks ... ( in a bar ... for example).
Rolling pin: is a cylinder rolled over pastry or dough to flatten or shape it.
Gurney: is a wheeled stretcher used for transporting hospital patients.
Comments
Thanks, Onee-chan, I always try my best but I'm not an expert at all.
Woww!! You're expert in making rhymed-poem, Rose. :)
Dear Mishaikh, thanks for your comment and your corrections, I will change it in my poem. Such corrections and advices as also proposals for changing of parts of our writing make your comments so precious.
Hello, dear Risty, you are right, it's used similare to Bartender
here is the meaning of Mixology: The terms "mixology" and "mixologist" have become a regular part of bar vocabulary. They are being used more and more to describe a style of mixing cocktails and the people who practice it.
Mixology is another term for mixing drinks or bartending and mixologist is another term for a bartender or bar chef.
Mixology is generally accepted as a refined and in-depth study of the art and craft of mixing drinks. Think of it as the study of the chemistry of drinks, and the mixologist as the professional who studies that.
Hello there Rose, I thought the term for that is a Bartender, maybe we can use the term Mixologist not only for liquor mixing? Is that possible? Nice poem and thanks for defining those words.
Very funny. Good poem. I enjoyed reading it.
has drunk
and beat
If she sees me wound on the gurney
It would make easy my life's journey