Jokes

Jokes are usually funny brief stories that intended to make people laugh. Sometimes, they depend on the person who tells the joke himself. The joke can be very amusing, but the joker or the person who is telling them is not funny. His jokes fall flat and no one will laugh. Therefore, people will not find it very funny. on the contrary, the joke can be silly, but the person who narrates them is a funny or an amusing man.

Did I tell you the joke about that man who left his car keys in the ignition? He locked the car and he forgot to take the keys with him. Then, he brought a wire and inserted it into the gap of the glass window trying to pull it out. He started to move left and right and did many actions to do it but he failed. Another man had been sitting inside the car and he was telling him to go right and left so that he could be able to get the key from inside the car. That joke was not funny, but the person who was telling it was a real joker.   

In spite of the language differences, jokes remain funny stories for us to laugh. Let us start with this one;

A man divorced his wife. After a week, her father died, and she inherited thirty million dollars from him. When the husband heard the news. He called his wife saying, "I am pregnant".

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  • Shookrun ya Hassan Halyumi! Thanks for pressing the like button. 

  • Xin chao Narin, how are you my respected lady? Happy new year. My greetings to your family and friends.  Thanks for your comment .

  • Nanndree mod. Nadira!  It is good to lessen your stress by these jokes. Ourselves need some entertainment.  Thanks, mod. Nadira for your nice comment. 

  • hi mr dara gino,it is a great blog .tnx for sharing.

  • Good  humor is healthy to our souls especially when we are stressed up .and  on monotonous routines 

  • Baiklah, mod. Onee Chan! We will expect that story. We have a saying, (For each denominator there is an essay). It is very strange, mod. Onee, sometimes it comes during a very serious meeting or during a court session. Suddenly, the crowd will burst into laughter. Thanks, Onee and we will expect your story about it. 

  • Actually, I'd like to say that there's a limit when one cracks a joke. They should know where they're speaking, know whom they're speaking to. I have a real story of my friend about that. I may write about it, later.

  • Saya sedih! Haha! By the way, did listen to bee gees ( dancing queen)? It was done recently. I mean the new style of the song.  I used to like that team and lot. Thanks Hayabusa  

  • Kembali mod. One example! Yes, it is. Thanks for nice and meaningful comment.

  • Not only does it depend on the one who narrates it, but it also depends on to whom the jokes addressed.

    Btw, your story is like a melancholic and comedy drama. lol...

    Thank you for sharing, Sir.

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