Garfield quotation

1.Money is not everything.There's Mastercard&Visa.2.One should love animals.They are so tasty.3.Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.4.Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5.Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.6.The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.7.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.9.Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.10.Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep.11.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.12.work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours.13.God made relatives.Thank God we can choose our friends.14.When two's company,three's the result.15.A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without testricting the view.16.The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.
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  • the quotation are witty and nice Linda
  • I liked them all. Thanks.
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