Hello everybody, how are you doing?
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know, today I want to write a FUNNY blog!!
What a wonderful idea I've got! Do you agree with me?
But there is a problem!
And I'm so sad because of that.
Do you know, what is my problem? My problem is that I want to write a funny and wonderful blog but my mind is completely blank. I've nothing to write about. It is very difficult to write something funny in such kind of situation. Isn't it?
I'm sure you would have been cursing me by now for wasting your precious time. Look friends, I'm absolutely serious for writing a funny blog, believe me. It isn't a joke, not at all. Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, is it possible for a person to write a funny blog while being damn serious? What do you think? Is it really possible?
Hmm............. let's think about it for a while...
You see, thinking isn't an easy job, especially for the people like you and me. ^_*
So let's kick out this "thinking idea". So what shall I do now? Any idea? How about stealing some jokes from a website and publishing them under my own name, who would know about that. There are millions or perhaps billions of websites out there, it wouldn't be easy for anybody to find out the original source of "my" writing. Or is it? But what if I would be able to write a wonderful thing on my own tomorrow(may be I would be as famous as Jane Austin or J. K. Rowling. Hey don't laugh, day dreaming isn't a sin), somebody who thinks like I'm thinking at this very moment would steal it and would publish it under their own name. How would I feel then? I would simply want to kill that person. Wouldn't I? So it is better to say NO to piracy to secure my own future.
Okay, so that idea is gone too. What should I do now? Oh God, my blog looks so boring! By the way, shall I change its name from a "funny blog" to a "serious blog"? But who'd read it then?
Why I'm always short of ideas? Still nothing funny is coming to my mind. Hey keep patience and don't yawn, I'm still trying to think of a funny thing! Look, how hard I'm trying to make you laugh(that's why I tell you every now and then that I'm a GREAT and KIND person ^_* ).
Okay, leave the "funny blog" thing aside for a while, till I get the idea what to write about.
Why shouldn't you learn something about English while I'm thinking about an idea?
So here is something great to learn for! (By the way, it is for beginners just like me.)
"For neutral singular words like "somebody", if we may be referring to
either male or female, we use the pronouns "they, their, etc." and the
reflexive "themselves" or even the singular "themself", though this last
one is considered by some people to be incorrect!"
So now we have a learned a new thing too, but dear friends I'm still short of any ideas.
Okay, I've got an idea. I'm going to think about a funny idea. Till then will you kindly check my blog for any mistakes? Any correction will be HIGHLY APPRECIATED.Thanks in advance for your kind help.
Thank you so much for reading my boring blog!
Please note that all images are from Google Images. I do not own them.
Comments
Thanks Rabab, Talibah, Addel, Anu, Irina, lolo-yaya, and Inga(Rosenmaiden) for your awesome comments. So sweet of you all!
Hello, dear Nida!
I think, you are irresolut sometimes! You are very clever lady, I see that! And you have a good sense of humour! :-)
You write, you have a problem with your writting of funny blog, but you shouldn't think that, you are wrong to think so! Your blog is really funny! :-)
I wish you a great success in your writteng of new blogs! :-)
Inga. :-)
What anele?? The first time to agree with me??? Come on we are like harmony don't u think?? ^_*
Lool I like the sleepy stars its really brilliant.
Nidooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
REALLY??
Do you think THIS IS FUNNY??
You did a great job dear your writing is WOOOOOOOOOOW
keep IT UP.
mmm I think you deserve the title of the Woow boring girl what do you think anele?? ;)
@ Syubi, hahaha. Look, I didn't fool you. I mentioned quite early in my blog that I have nothing to write about. So it was your own fault to read the whole blog in search of a funny thing. ^_*
I'm so sorry that your face was like this :S in the end. However, if you want to have a smile on your face, you should read the comments here then. The are quite funny. Aren't they?
By the way, you should appreciate my kindness. If it weren't a part of my blog, you wouldn't read something useful (grammar part) to improve your English. You would agree with me that we are basically here to improve our English.^_*
Yeah, that's why I didn't give it the title "A Serious Blog".........^_*
Yes of course, I would definitely share it here as soon as it would come to my mind.
Thank you so much Syubi for reading my blog and for your lovely comment.
@ Silent Love, was my way really HORRIBLE? I thought it's only boring. ^_*
By the way, how can you call such a WONDERFUL blog a MESS..........^_*
Thank you much for dropping by. I appreciate your comment.
What a trick!!! I thought "it will make me smile and laugh" It was tiring and bored..
Dear Nida, very good style of writing and presentation, it caught my attention from the start :)
Keep it up!!! And I am waiting for your new funny blogs :)
Brrr... You fooled me! >:(
I thought that this blog really is a funny blog, especially when I saw the first picture lol. Though I found that there is nothing funny in it since you stated it clearly, but still I stayed and read it till the end. You made me dive into your mind and made me guess what will be the end of this blog which still I cannot find something funny lol. I didn't yawn, do not worry, but I really have this face :S when I read the grammar lesson part. Ugh...
And you are right, no one might want to read this blog if you put "Serious Blog" as a title.
When you have found something funny or even silly to write, do not forget to share it here ;)
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