This group is created for everybody! In goal so that we will learn English by a joke, then we will laugh and smile at the same time. You are very welcome to our group that makes us have big happy time in here!
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Dear all friends :
First of all , I’d like to explain why I created this group . In my mind, we should learn English that’s our second language from something that make us smile and laugh and love to learn the English a little bit more and more everyday. The thing is jokes ; for example , Which month has 28 days? -All of them!
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? - 2 birds. The other 3 fly away More Jokes ,click me out
The second place, everybody should use the words that be neutral , polite and respect other people that we should have .Don’t allow using lean words to look down upon people in here, please realize about it .
Well, all members of group can create some jokes for sharing and learning them to our happy imagination together.You can share what you want by put that to the comment in our group or click “Discussion Forum”, you can do both of the ways. I feel thankful all friends who share it to us . It’s very kind of you. Please remember the goal of our group “we learn English by the joke then we will smile and laugh at the same time.” So it means don’t cry or make moody in this place, please smile and laugh dear friends ….
Finally, hope you will share your entertainments for us here!
Best wishes, Nucha….
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Once upon a time, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Now
The woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes!" cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You liar! That is not your wife!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Lindsay Lohan. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' to Angelina Jolie!"
The Moral of this story:
Anytime a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reasons and for the benefit of others.
Nucha hi,
It have been a long time since I have come here so I do not know how to come back again I feel that everything is strange.
Can you help me? Thanking you in anticipation.
bye
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter between father and daughter. He said to the daughter I have transferred 1000,000$ into your account give your husband. 500,000$, out of it, and you can have the Other half, After goodbye, the call ended. and she turned to me, You said I should pack my…
THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIANA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show,"Look, it's not the same hat.""Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.""Hey, why are all the…
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Once upon a time, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Now
The woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes!" cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You liar! That is not your wife!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Lindsay Lohan. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' to Angelina Jolie!"
The Moral of this story:
Anytime a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reasons and for the benefit of others.
Things you’ll never hear a dad ( 1 ) say :1 – oh , I think we are lost(2) ! we have to stop and ask for direction(3).
2 – my boy ! here’s a good deal of ( 4 ) money and the key to my new car . Go and enjoy !
3 – your mother and I are going away for the weekend ( 5 ) .you might want to consider
throwing a party ( 6 ) .
4 – what do you wanna ( 7 ) go and get a job for ( 8 ) ? I make plenty ( 9 ) of money for you
to spend.
5 – Fathers day ! Aaahh , don’t worry about that ( 10 ) !
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1 – عامیانه father
2 – گم شده
3 – اصطلاحی است به معنی نشانی پرسیدن
4 – مقدار زیادی
5 – آخر هفته
6 – اصطلاحی است معادل میهمانی برگزار گردن
7 – مخفف want to
8 – این for به what بر می گردد ، یعنی (( برای چی ؟ )).
9 – مقدار زیادی ، تقریبا معادل اصطلاح شماره 4
10 – اصلا فکرش را هم نکن
-All of them!
:-)) I love this short story LOL it is very funny and intelligent hahaha
It have been a long time since I have come here so I do not know how to come back again I feel that everything is strange.
Can you help me? Thanking you in anticipation.
bye
Thanks very much because this group can make my laugh.
Efra
-Nadiyah-
Thank you Nucha for this nice group idea.I'm happy to join here♥
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