This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'She replied, 'A can of peaches.'The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied that there were six.The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.The judge said, 'What is it?'The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas
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Hi Raquel,
I can say also men never understand women's mind and feelings ,they thought that women are complicated , but i think they should learn and study well to win of women hearts.
Raquel Maciel Barbosa said:
hahahahaha... Men ALWAYS get things wrong!!!
Loved the joke!
rose said:
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
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so funny!!! :)
hehehe judge....: then she has to be in the jail for another six days of time... then her husband can have a nice vacation of twelve days.... ;)
Hi Rose!
Loool! Men....What can we do?!!!!!
Thanks for sharing...
U r welcome ..at least you smiled
happy for that.
jojo said:
thanks
I can say also men never understand women's mind and feelings ,they thought that women are complicated , but i think they should learn and study well to win of women hearts.
Raquel Maciel Barbosa said:
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
if u like i will give u the cell number of this judge lol
hhhhhhh...
best wishes
salam