1.   At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

     The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"

2.  A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Husband wanted"。

　 Next day she received a hundred letters。 They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

3. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him。