Dear Noaspls,
I hope you are doing well and as I know you, I bet you are in a good mood unlike me. Let me share what's new with us. You know a few weeks ago our family won the lottery and some people can't stand it. They evny us a lot because as for financial situation our life is now pretty good. I don't want to show off but we bought a new house, good car and many other luxurious things. First of all we were so happy but now we are just desperate. Well, to sum it up, I can't more agree with saying: "Nothing is so good as it seems beforehead." It may sound good to be millionaire but sincerely it doesn't feel good at all. I can't sleep well, neither eat well and my health isn't as good as it used to be. Do you think everything is going to be good once more again? Money is evil and thanks to such experience I realized I didn't know some friends of mine very well. Would you believe that even our good friend Expector Smith asked me yesterday for money? Honestly I wish envious people disappeared from my life for good because I don't feel well being surrounded by them. I hope I expressed myself well and you got my points. Please, help me out of this miserable situtaion and make me feel good at least for a while.
Cheers,
Yours desperate millionaire Luci
P.S. Expector, nothing against you, I just found this sentence funny :-D You can take revenge :-p
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Ha! This cracked me up, as always. You have such a great sense of humour. Great writing!
Re corrections: I have to be picky now because your writing is so strong! Can you spot one typo and a place where commas can be placed to offset extra information in this sentence? Try saying it out loud to yourself. Hint: If you remove the part inside the commas, the sentence will still make sense:
They evny us a lot because as for financial situation our life is now pretty good.
I always say in this situation BE CONTENTED, don't run after richness, let it or make it run after you.
There are so many kinds of richness, besides being rich (with money).
Oh my gosh... I thought this was true! I was plotting an evil plan against you while reading your blog hoping to find some clues about your exact whereabouts, hahaha! Money is indeed the root of all evils.
Well, there are millions of things that bring happiness but ones that you can't buy. The moment you become a millionaire, you will begin to doubt if your faithful and loyal friends will still be treating you the way they used to treat you when you were still a pauper. (lol, a pauper indeed!) I am sure that they will look at you as a giant dollar bill.
The same thing happens when a man is super hungry, he looks at people he met as roasted chickens. I guess this only happens in movies, eh?
I hope, you have solved your problem by this time as you have so many helpful friends...lol
Tintin, lool good I made you laugh and as you can see our greedy noas made up awesome comment (longer than blog itself) pretending she will do her best :D
Expector, uffff you didn't kill me :D thanx for nice comment, it is highly appreciated here in my luxurious golden apartment :-)
Awesome!! Now I deleted your comment ;-( oh myyyy!!!
Vision, yeah so help me make them complete :D
hahahahha...very funny Lucy :D Now waiting to see how Noaspls helps you to make your life less measurable and of course for Expector Smith's reactions. You just let his secret out! LOL
Dear Luci,
I was surprise to hear about your news. I thought since you've became an instant millionaire, your life had turned from good to better. But I guess I was not that surprise about some people being envious with you and your family, after all, you're a Czech, and I remembered you said that Czech people don't like to hear good fortune befell other people.
Anyway, as your good friend, I think there are a few good solutions for your current ailment. I don't know whether it can solve all your problem, but maybe it surely can make you feel well again.
First, why don't you send some of your money to me? No! No! Not as a charity. I'm not looking for a charity, but surely when your Expector Smith asking some money from you again, you can honestly say to him that you don't have it anymore. So you don't have to lie and feel bad about it.
Second, hmm ... I can't think of any other option, unfortunately.
So, I guess, that's your one and only option, Luci. If you value your health and sleep, and want to stay good, you should think about my suggestion.
Looking forward for your favourable reply.
Your not-millionaire friend but living well and good life,
Noaslpls.