While sitting under the palm tree, enjoying nice atmosphere...suddenly something hit my head! Firstly I thought it was some coconut but oh my goshhhhh... it was used diaper! Mom of a baby wasn't good at aiming because the bin was just one meter behind me... and guess what??!! Instead of something like: "Oooops, I am sorry..." she just got lost. When I raised my head full of excrements, which had to look cool in combination with my red lipstick, suddenly a jogging guy stopped in front of me, started laughing loudly and then.. yes then he asked me to go out with him and enjoy dancing class. Woow - it was samba night and since I love latino music.. I said: "Yesss!" Later in the evening I was preparing myself for the night. At 8pm he was there in front of my house wearing special latino costume...andddd... NO! Oh myyyyyyy Good! His chest was so hairy that I said NO, NOT LIKE THIS! We have to do something with it! I dragged him inside of my house and decided to try my wax! :D After few minutes I couldn't see his fear in eyes because it got on my nerves! I had great idea.. I gave him sleeping pills to feel more relaxed and it really helped because he stopped screaming as if I was murdering him!! Anyway, grrrr in one hour when his chest was without a single hair... I went for my phone to call Taxi and when I came back to my living room.. I saw his "dead body" on the sofa snoaring so loudly that I didn't know, if I should really kill him!P.S. Let me just add that as an author of this challenge I came up with these 8 words but created this story right now after many hours like you all ;) So the story wasn't the first one - that is my point...
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Dear Luci, you have a sense of humor.:) Nice writing! thanks for sharing.
Okay, I won't give up! :D
He deserved to be killed just because of that hairy chest. Ugghhh... ewwwwww!!!
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