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I've been a good standing member of English Club for about six months (I've never been banned). Joking around in our main chat room simply "makes my day". Through all of that funny humor, I've made many "true international friends"... Those special bonds that have been forged over time,trial,and error. What I'm about to write may offend some of you and I really don't care!!! It was composed and written with plenty of humor and combined with a darker comedic undertone.

A few days ago, Sofia posted a lovely blog that paid tribute to our good English Club friend(Grape)..I know Sofia put a great deal of time and effort into honoring our friend. It was lovely and I personally appreciate the sentiment. As time and the posts ticked away (publicly and privately); I began to read "between the lines" of some of those comments. Here's what I have to say about it! ;)

I have a bit of advice for all of those immature and jealous EC members who commented in an inappropriate manner..(If your comment was true and sincere; this doesn't apply to you "HAVE A NICE DAY"!!!:)...

To the "GENTLEMEN".., and I use this term loosely!! Please sneak into your mothers kitchen,steal the cooking oil, go to your room, lock the door, and find a more appropriate web site to calm your enthusiasm!!! (Guys.., I could post a few of those helpful and distracting sights here, but,I'd surely be banned..so "HAPPY HUNTING!!!!!").

To the "LADIES"..Most of you "couldn't hold a candle" to the wit, humor, and creative sarcasm of my good friend Grapie. She truly is a lovely girl. My advice to you is this..Go to the make-up counter of your local department store,..(buy some of that stuff and use it),..and take some lessons in female charm, humor, and compassion. If you combine those three lessons, you may find a "sense of humor".

Our EC Friend Grape is a fantastic person. Please respect her.

To my good friend Grape; I hope to come and try surfing the beaches of Vietnam someday while your family watches on and laughs at me. My "comedic middle finger" will be seen from the sea foam as I fall off that board!!!! lolll

There you go "PEOPLE"...That's what true EC friendships are made of.