One of my hobbies is watching the movies and I like different kind of movies. Especially I like good horror movies and detectives. But the thing is that one hour ago I wanted to find something new to watch. I mean new horror movies. And the variety of titles really puzzled me. I wonder how people can spend money on such cheap and not interesting projects. It would be better if they gave all money for something useful.
So, I just wrote the names of the most puzzling modern horror movies (and my conclusion is that there are no limits for people's imagination and stupidity) :-)
1. "Dead air" (gosh)
2. "Discopathe" (I didn't have enough intellectual skills to understand it).
3. "Night claws" (also "Day jaws", "Midnight belly" and other parts of body))
4. "Zombeavers" (poor animals, where is Greenpeace?)
5. "Evil feed" (the title is for those who wants to start the diet)))))
6. "Lesbian vampire killers" (no comments)
7. "Horns" (I suppose people didn't think much about the title of this movie. They were inspired by the definite parts of the animals' bodies)
8. "Sharknado" (now try to imagine a shark tornado. Humans' creative skills are endless))))))
9. "Zombie Honeymoon" (who wants to have it?)
10."Pizza" (I'm afraid of eating it now. Who knows?)
And it's not an end in this list of names. Hey, mankind, where are we going if we have such a fantasy in our heads?:)))
Have a nice day!
Comments
Do you know about IMDB Honey? It stands for Internet Movie Database and it can help you to see if other people thought a movie was good or just garbage. I think anything with 8 stars or higher has a good chance of being enjoyable. Likewise, 3 stars or less probably means I won't like it.
You have to watch out for "Spoiler Alert" because that means a review may tell something that spoils the ending or ruins surprises in the movie. I have found the reviews pretty reliable if I look at a few for a good sample size :)
- 'The Evil bong" (be careful with the things in your house)
- "Hammerhead" (I feel pity for the sharks:)
- "Night of the chicken dead" (respect all hens..who knows?))
hahahhaha really funny names, well I am fond of horror and thrill movies to but seriously I dont watch them on regular basis like people got habit of watching movies every night or every saturdays eh, I really can't do it.
Umm, I agree with you nowadays people have started to think weirdly instead of fantastically huh, anyways nice blog.