(Please note that I'm not the author of this review. I read it on another website and I'm posting it here because I enjoyed reading it a lot).................
Save your time: here's the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets & a wiggedy-wack intermission.
First 200 pages:
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "You shouldn't! I'm dangerous!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "But I'm dangerous!"
Next 50 pages:
Edward: "I'm a vampire!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "But I'm a vampire! I'm dangerous!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Next 100 pages:
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "You smell good, Bella. I'm dangerous!"
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "Damn, you smell good."
Bella: "I like you, Edward!"
Edward: "Also, I glow in sunlight."
Next 50 pages:
A. VAMPIRE. BASEBALL. GAME.
(I wish I was kidding)
Last 100 pages:
Bella: "Help me, Edward! I'm being chased!"
Edward: "I'll save you!"
Bella: "Help me, Edward! I'm scared!"
Edward: "I'll save you!"
Bella: "Oh, Edward!"
Edward: "You smell good."
Comments
Thank you all for your sweet and funny comments. I enjoyed reading them a lot! ;))
LoL... Still I am a fan of Twilight series (books) and you wouldn't change that with ur jokes and am not joining your harry potter club for kids lol neither would Yasemin .. :p
So save your efforts :D
(Since I know you are a Harry Potter fan) when I saw the title I thought you would recommend the book or sth like that...........hahahah
My serious comment now: Are you kidding?
Well, I had this same feeling for first part but after reading 3 more parts of the story, it makes me feel batter than reading Harry Potter Series.
The main antagonist of Volturi's are still my interests in whole series. Now Bella Swan became most dangerous Vampire with red blood eyes and Edwards -Bella's daughter Renesmee has a very mysterious power which even threatens the Volturi's. Let see what Stephenie Mayer will writing next in her phenomenon series.
=)
Lol. The summary is funny and accurate. But, we should admit that the way the writer played the words to improve those simple, funny ideas was great.
Nida,
Last time, I sent you my friend's request, huh..Poor me! You ignored me. Now, I can understand....hehehe....You are crazy and me too. If we are a friend...surely, we must go to the hospital soon, right? OK. forget it. I don't want to go the hospital. I fear "syringe"
hahaha....You are so funny. Your sense of humorous....hahaha...let me laugh.
OK. I'm a fan of "Edward". I like him so much. (but he still not say : You smell good..lol)
my lovely Teacher...Oh, look at you. I don't look at his face ..kekeke....I look at his love and wish ...if someones loves me as him. I will be so happy. I mean, as for me....If I'm hungry and see delicious food..sure 1000000%, I will eat it immediately....huh..Poor him! delicious food ...and can not eat..
WOW it's so funny ;D thanks for sharing :)
Page 205
Jessica : " So you like him , then ? "
Bella : " Yes "
Jessica : I mean , do you really like him ? "
Bella : " Yes "
Jessica : " How much do you like him ? "
Bella : " Too much "
I like your blog :))
It took almost 9 months for me to finish Twilight ..
I enjoyed reading this blog too ... ;)