The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Dara gino, thank you so much for your being so open-minded. You are a real gentleman!

  • Meyio chinku Helenee, xie xie ga wa da pungyo. On the contrary, we need to know the different views from different people. No offence at all my dear teacher Helenee. Your analysis for The Wedding was superb. According to your comment, the fist man was very mean and he was not able to make a true sharing life with his partner. The second story has a joke of no meaning. I really like that analysis for The Wedding!

  • Hi, Mr. dara gino, thanks for your inviting me to comment on your "The Wedding". Hope my comments won't offend you. In different cultures, people tend to view things differently to a certain degree, but peole share and value some good things in common, namely, love, consideration, trust, respect and so on. Hope for happiness to everybody. 

  • In the first story, the man is a miser and is not considerate. He loves money more than his fiancee. So they can't make a true love marriage.
    In the second story, it's a joke of no meaning.
  • In the first storyt, the man is a miser and is not considerate. He loves money more than his fiancee. So they can't make a true love marriage.
    In the second story, it's a joke of no meaning.

  • Apa kabar teman ku Didi Rahman, saya memang bahagia karena anda membaca cerita saya. Saya suka koment mu banayk. Itu pendek dan ekspresif. Thanks for your nice comment about The Wedding!

  • cerita yang menarik gino.....hanya gara-gara keinginan yang tidak terpenuhi semuanya berantakan...cerita yang lucu

  • Kimon achen Taslima Monira, Donnobad! Ami jani na, but where in both cases, the events of the wedding  were not completed, the idea of linking the two stories occurred to me. Thanks for being my friend and my Bangala teacher soon. I like your comment on The Wedding!

  • It was nice....but I really confused !! what is the link between two story.......

  • Sain bain oo! Bayrlala Futaba, I want you to teach me some Mongolian language. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

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