Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding. Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,
"My uncle is the only person from my family."
" But why Adam?"
"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.
" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.
Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."
"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.
This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:
The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,
" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."
"Yes darling,"
"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.
Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"
She said, " dear, this is a long story"
"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.
She began narrating,
" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen. The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"
Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."
Comments
When your neighbor's house is on fire, yours is likewise in danger
Hola Isidro! Muchas gracias amigo pero mi Espaniol es dibil. Hehe, why don't you translate that Isidro? My Spanish is weak. Nevertheless, Thanks for your lovely expression about The Wedding!
hahahahahahaha i love it the story! in spain there is a expresion "cuando veas las barbas de tu vecino cortar, pon las tuyas a rejomar" (i can´t translate it sorry)
Salom Furug, Ipamaka. fair enough Furug. I guess, that lady should have shortened her description. You forgot one thing Furug; there might have been love in his heart for her, but hehehe, it's a matter of life or death. Thanks for you fair idea about The Wedding!
Halet chetore Iman! Gara? Aya kran ast? Why is it expensive Iman? I thought that it was not expensive. You know something! In our country, the father of the girl will tell you to give the money you have and he will complete the other expenses. Thanks for that wedding idea about The Wedding!
Xin chao Min An va cam on! I hope you add me to the list of your friends. By the way, how did you know that woman was poor? Hehe, some readers described her as the doom widow, others the black widow, and now your description is, the unfortunate woman. Thanks for that sympathetic feeling for The Wedding!
Wee jet es dir Zivi, ond danka. Hehe Why did you call that woman, the black widow? He found out and his feet carried him on a one way ticket. Thank you Zivi for calling that woman, the black widow for The Wedding!
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