The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Yaishee kha wa da pangjo, kha xie xie Linyun-en. you maybe right about that Linyun, but certain human relationships are always understood and agreed upon. For instance, the smile, anyone from any place in the world knows the smile. Thank you for that difference about The Wedding!

  • it is difficult to understand your story for me ,especially the relationship between the both story,and the hats story, maybe we have different

  • Mamnoon Bahare brai nathar shoma. I really want to thank you for your comment about The Wedding!

  • intresting story

  • Chetore hasted va idafat karden be main. Mamnoon Yasmeen! I always prefer to answer my friends privately to avoid any embarrassment or a difficult situation. Add me so, I can detail you more about it. Regarding your sentence, it was right, despite the spelling mistake of the word       ( releative_), you were right, from the first glance, there was no any shared characteristics or qualities about the two stories of The Wedding!

  • Suadee Ann! Pumi khuan sukh  kab man, laa ka kabkhun. I will do my best to do that Ann. Thanks for your delicate feelings about marriage. I like that complicated word about The Wedding!

  • Dear Dara gino,
    After reading your blog I 've understood your stories. As you know marriage is complicated, isn't it? I hope you will share us many other stories, especially the happy one :). Thank you
  • Halet chetore dooste khobam Ysmn! Thank you for your daring point of view about The Wedding!

  • Salam Zara! Kidaira? bekhair wa la baas! bisraha ana saeed bizzaf lianik inti huna. Alash ma  alamtineesh min awal? Shokran bizzaf ya Zara! I hope to be one of your friends Zara. Thanks for your nice joke about The Wedding!

  • war kahani kon hai Rozina? Tumara matlab pahili ka aur doosri kahani? Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

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