The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."


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  • Married for me the union of two human beings who can unite the distinction of being one.

  • Xin chao Lizlol, cam on! I am happy that you were happy about The Wedding!

  • Hahaha :=) thank you so much about the wedding stories. They make me laught...
  • Maraming salamat Tala. Ikaw talaga maganda. What do we  do with such mean people like our guy at The Wedding. Thanks lovely young lady.

  • Wedding for me is important espicially to the  girl because it celebrate life and possibility.It  is also sacred  ceremony,,,so it should be the happiest and unforgettable moment of my life.

  • Kush nahi hoowa Atul. Zindigi, buhot kangoos admi hain. Ap, tumara fikir. Urat ka mot admi kilyai dur gia. Atul, thank you for your nice comment about The Wedding!
  • Kya bat hai !!!! nice story wedding always a such fruit if one like to eat it he/she repent, he/she don't eat it he/she more repent hahaha, now it depends on you how would you like to repent yourself

  • Bayezid by, kimon acho, ami jani na Bangla. I am happy about your comment about The Wedding!

  • its long nice story

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