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 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Eu gosto jisso James! I really like your nice words. I agree with you, my dear good friend. It can happen in real life. Thanks for your quick response on The Wedding! 

  • Ohh... It's really can happen in the real life! Despite what hat colour is used, a bad choice can bring a very serious consequences.

    Nice!

  • hahaha I just read your story (stories) again! So funnnnnny :) Where do you find them?

    • Mr. Josef, would you believe me if I told you that I find some of them in real life. Thanks again. I am just working on a research. Once I finish it, I shall write about Hajj this seasn 2019 correspondent to 1440 H. Thanks for your nice comments on The Wedding!

  • hahaha. Such a happy and amusing myEC member is Dara Gino! People are so serious today. I hope we will one day meet - in this life or the next :)

    • No problem, Mr. Josef! I will try to be serious next time. It is about Hajj and Eidul Aldha. That would be my next blog after I finish lunch. I hope we meet some day. Thanks for your nice words regarding The Wedding!

      • NO! Please don't be serious! hahaha I am tired of serious people :)

        • Hahahaha! Lol! Mr. Esberger, I guess being serious all the time is not healthy. Ourselves need relaxation, rehabilitation, name it. We really need to have fun and merriment during serious times. Ladies and gentlement, our boss is always unique in his remarks and comments. Thanks for commenting on The Wedding!

          • So right Dara!!! Or is it Gino??? Everything so serious today. Let's lighten up :) Good for the health^^

  • Nice blog sir

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