The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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Comments

  • Haha, luckily I'm not married yet.

    • Xin chao Thuy Tran, lovely ladies are always lucky. Don't worry my lady, he is just waiting for your acceptance to go to your family to ask for your hand in marriage. I am positive about it, Thuy. Nevertheless, thanks for your nice comment on The Wedding!

  • ha ha, thanks for your nice story Dara it's very entertaining, it made my day. 

    • Faly aho Rabarivelo! It is nice of you to say that. Thanks for your interest in The Wedding!

  • Amusing stories, Dara!welldone!

    • Aku tak faham mengapa  kamu cantik begitu? Thanks for those  nice words on The Wedding.  

  • Eu gosto jisso James! I really like your nice words. I agree with you, my dear good friend. It can happen in real life. Thanks for your quick response on The Wedding! 

  • Ohh... It's really can happen in the real life! Despite what hat colour is used, a bad choice can bring a very serious consequences.

    Nice!

  • hahaha I just read your story (stories) again! So funnnnnny :) Where do you find them?

    • Mr. Josef, would you believe me if I told you that I find some of them in real life. Thanks again. I am just working on a research. Once I finish it, I shall write about Hajj this seasn 2019 correspondent to 1440 H. Thanks for your nice comments on The Wedding!

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