Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------

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Emilie July 25, 2009 13:19

Hi Khalid:
Thanks alot for your nice comment..I wish you a happy time..
khalid mohammed omer ibrahim July 25, 2009 13:16

haha that is funny and made me laugh.
Emilie July 21, 2009 17:52

Hi Sawsan:
Thanks alot for your nice comment ......I am glad to be your friend...You can join us in the group"let's speak English"..Welcome Sawsan..
Emilie
Sawsan Ghazi Alafghani July 20, 2009 21:17

it was funny
But that one about teacher was lamentable
Thank you
I am a new member i would like to be friends
This is Sawsan
Emilie July 18, 2009 21:42

Hi Nadiyah:
Welcome my friend ..thanks for your comment and her another one..
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..
Have a nice day my friend.
Emilie July 18, 2009 20:24

Hi Nadiyah:
How are you my friend?
This is a new question and answer and I hope ypu will enjoy it..Thanks alot..
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway
Emilie July 18, 2009 18:39

Hello Farid:

thanks alot my friend for your nice words...Have a wonderful day.
Emilie July 18, 2009 18:38

Hi Gray:
Thanks alot for your comment..Have a nice day..
Emilie July 18, 2009 18:37

Hi emmanuelle:
Thanks alot for your nice words..Have a nice and wonderful day.
Gray July 14, 2009 8:01

nice one^^,

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