Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------

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Emilie July 13, 2009 18:50

Hi Muhammad:
Thanks alot for your nice comment...I am very happy that you liked them..Have a nice day..
muhammad sochawi July 13, 2009 15:14

wow...great! I like them...make me laugh all day hahaha....thanks
Emilie July 12, 2009 19:58

Hi Shinystar:
Thanks alot for your nice words..Have a nice day.
Emilie July 12, 2009 19:57

Hi shintstar:
Thanks alot for your nice comment..I am very happy that you liked them.
Emilie July 12, 2009 19:56

Hi Linda:
Thanks alot for this comment..
shinystar July 11, 2009 14:12

You know they are very funny.
shinystar July 11, 2009 14:11

Ohh,Iam laughing from my heart.I like them all,Thanks.
Emilie July 10, 2009 8:59

Hi Aous.h.:
Thanks alot my friend.. I'm very happy that I made you smile.
Emilie July 10, 2009 8:58

Hi Emmy:
Thanks alot for your nice comment..I wish you a happy and nice time...
aous.h.kajo July 9, 2009 15:03

funy you make me smile thanks

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