Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------

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Emilie June 19, 2009 8:11

Hi Nadyiah :
How are you my dear? Do you want me to ask you a question?
Emilie June 17, 2009 18:33

Hi dear Nadiyah:
How are you my friend? Do you want another question? Or you can ask me yourself and I will try my best.
Have a nice day
Emilie June 16, 2009 18:36

Hi Nadiyah:
WOW means you liked them all.Ok my friend you can take them all. Which colour do you prefer? Have a nice day.
Emilie June 16, 2009 12:14

Hi Nadiyah:
These bags are for you.You can choose or take them all. Have a nice day.
Emilie June 16, 2009 11:41

Hi Nadiyah:
Very lovely. You are right ,Two apples. I should give you a gift for your right answer.
Have a nice day
Emilie June 15, 2009 22:09

Hi marzieh:
Thanks alot for your nice words. Have a very nice time.
marzieh marzban June 15, 2009 21:36

Hi,
Thank u for ur interesting Q&A.
Have a happy day.
Emilie June 15, 2009 19:20

Hi Nadiyah:
You are lovely really. It's not 1 apple. Think my dear. Have a lovely day.
Emilie June 15, 2009 11:11

Hi amelia:
Thanks alot for your nice words. You can share it my dear but let them write their comments about it. Have a nice day..
Emilie June 15, 2009 11:02

Hi Nadiyah:
my lovely friend ,the new question is very easy one. Try it again. I will help you. Thanks my dear friend.

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