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So Stuart circumnavigated the entire planet looking for his brothers. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to find them. He thought, "They're probably in Mars roving around, or searching for my kin who was driven off by other critters".

Since Halloween is just around the corner, Stuart decided to wear his 'Vampire' costume for the occasion. He's fond of doing naughty things, and one of them is scaring off silly kids. He spotted two boys annoying an old lady by ringing her door bells constantly, after which they ran away. Stuart hid in a huge Narra tree. "It's time to teach them a lesson". He cornered and startled those boys, one of them tripped and fell to the ground. Then in a spooky voice, he warned them that if they ever comeback, he'd offer them to his friend, Kitchie Witchy!

Stuart went to the woodlands and ate a bunch of banana clusters. Because he's so famished, he didn't notice that there's a huge, black bear staring at him. When he's about to take the last bite, the bear roared! He ran as fast as he could and sneaked in into a small flat. There's a man watching a horror flick. He asked the man if he could stay for the night. The man replied, "I needed something to eat". "I could murder anything I grab on". "You're just in time for dinner". Stuart saw the face of the man and uttered, "Crickey, it's the walking dead guy!" There's no point in being standstill. Even zombies can run fast now. "You can't have me". "Over my dead body!", he shouted.

Then again, he zoomed faster than the Flash and didn't have any idea where he could hide next until he saw a well. He's quite thirsty because he's been running nonstop. He drank a bucketful of water. "Finally, I found a quiet, safe place", he thought. But there's something moving towards him. A woman with a very long black hair and she's crawling aggressively. Stuart screamed to death. "It's Sadako!" But what would he do? He's tired of hiding. Moreover, he couldn't bear the idea of running like a fugitive, of being hunted by such scary phenomenon. "Urgggh..." Stuart passed out.

Little did he know that woman was Kitchie. She's trying to frighten him. Kitchie took pity on that poor minion and brought him home so he could rest well. When Stuart woke up, it's already a bright sunny day. "What a nightmare", he grimaced. "I guess it's not a funny idea to scare people off". "They might get a heart attack".

He decided to move on, searching for his brothers. He saw something in a tree from afar. A yellow, round thingy. "What the...", he murmured. :)

To be continued...

In case you've missed Stuart's first blog adventure, you can read it here. Happy Halloween!

Note: This story is purely fictional. This post has nothing to do with Minion movies. All rights reserved to the owners. The Minion toys I used are from the famous fast-food chain which are part as freebies. Furthermore, I wrote this blog for English-learning purposes only.