Little Tree was sitting in the toilet singing while finishing the call of nature. Feeling relax after all, she reached her hand for the toilet paper holder and angrily realized there is no toilet paper left.

After that she decided to go and find the roll of TOILET PAPER in the myth which she often heard when she was a kid. It’s a treasure because it looks normal but never runs out of paper. According to the myth, this treasure is kept at Torture ISLAND where LIGHT never fade and no stranger can enter without being DESTROYED by unknown dangerous ALIENS. How many heroes had died in the search of this treasure but Little Tree had set her mind.

Little Tree reached the island and found that those aliens were all busy chatting or writing blogs and didn’t realize her presence. She managed to kidnap an Alien and used the KNIFE to threaten to kill him but failed. Then she TORTURED him by saying that he will never can chat in EC again. He could not stand it and had to tell where the treasure was. She went to take the legendary roll of toilet paper and came back home happily.

P/S: No hero died in this Island. Once they came to the Island, they joined EC, got addicted, stayed here forever and forgot about the treasure. So another name of this island is EC island.

(Photo was taken from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/kelly-wearstler-gold-toilet-paper_n_3830698.html & http://robbwolf.com/2013/06/14/adventures-digestive-distress-also-dining-out/toilet-paper/)

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  • LMAO, the funniest part starts right at first the story. I didn't know that the toilet atmosphere can give you such a vivid imagination. I have another idea for the final part to make it funny as how it starts "she blissfully leaps out of the toilet, rushes home bottom-naked and yells "Eureka! "Eureka! LOL 

  • hahaha :D that's cool! Pixary :D but who knows? M the most ugliest alien in EC :D :D 

  • Luci, there is no such treasure left for you. But I can invite you to my house to use this legendary toilet paper.

  • Hey Anah Sid ©, you would be the cutiest alien in EC :D

  • Afro, thank you for reading :D I think both aliens and non-aliens are addicted here.

  • Noaa, if Little Tree did that, he would start to steal lipsticks from you and other ladies in EC. It would be more cruel for you :D

  • lool legendary roll of the paper :D I must visit this island, hope they have one more tressure there for me! funny blog, pixi :p
  • hahahah so you made us all alien! huh nice :D hahahah :D 

  • hihihi......yes.all aliens are addicted..on MYEC..lol

  • OHMY! OHMY! That Little Tree would be too cruel for destroying his collection of lipsticks. That's too much! I don't think we can accept that kind of cruelty in EC. LOL. Well, maybe no one can understand it, but believe me, that would be one heck of comedy. LOL

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