This conversation is one of these that really happened, it isn't anything like "once upon a time" but bittersweet reality :D

Stranger (a guy): Hello, how are you doing?

Me: I am fine... you?

Stranger: I am ok

(Awkward silence)

Stranger: Where are you from?

Me: Ehmmm... it is written in my profile.. Are you so lazy to check it?

(Two mins of silence)

Stranger: So you are from the Czech republic. I like this country.

Me: Really? What do you know about it?

(Stranger googling where the hell it is situated ...answering in few mins....)

Stranger: Ohh so you are from Europe. Now I remembered some Czech football players..

Me: Wooow, I am impressed (with sarcastic tone in my voice that he can't luckily hear :D)

Stranger: You are a very nice girl, Luci.

Me: How do you know?

Stranger:  You treat me nice and you are kind.

Me: Oh myyyyyy... honestly I hate such kind of chats like - where are you from, how old are you etc. It is damn artificial to me...

Stranger: Ok, so what's your hobby?

Me: Please kill me somebody...I am better out of this :D

Stranger: Nooo, Luci, don't gooooo...I love you!

Me: Wt*

Luci is disconnected and can't recieve messages anymore...

Or

Luci left EnglishClub :D

P.S. That's why I simply can't stand private chats...ofc it might be also my fault as I am not so much sociable but if somebody is not my "blood group" then it is better to stay awayyyy from me with such damn artificial chat lines :D

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  • LOL...That guy must be new, he might not be fluent in English..maybe that's all he had to say....artificial chat lines....

    Well happy to see you here....

  • What a nice chatty girl you are Luci! XD

    Well, I can't blame you... I'm worse! hahaha... Usually I go straight to the point and right after telling 'hi', I reply with : "Do you have something interesting to talk about or just random boring questions?" :P

    Unfortunately, these kind of "conversations" seem to be very common over here; it's not easy to find people which whom you can have interesting or funny talks.

  • A#
    Hahaa, you changed your nickname :) yeah strangers might be weird :o
  • Elen..dear you and cruel??? You are symbol of innocence to me!!! Would like to see you cruel, dear :p anyway, sometimes we must be little bit tough!
  • Jeffrey, I do agree that we should follow here our sixth sense and if it starts giving us warning signals, we should be attentive! Internet is evil when it comes to some weirdos...
  • Diah, I also wonder, how somebody can say this after few minutes without knowing this person. Maybe some special love syndrom :D
  • Lol... haha! Well, this is one of the reason that I don't go in the chat so often. It happened to me many times, but most of them I avoid them with a polite way. Actually it depends on my mood. Sometimes I am cruel. But not that much like you, Luci :D

  • That happens...  I don't even understand why some guys online can say "I like you" or "I love you" easily. It's weird

  • Estanis,
    I wonder in their head is dunno what instead of brain wont better say what's on my mind now :D Btw I can call you Senorita Estanita :D no problem!
  • Pearl :D you doubt that?! M sure many EC guys are scared of even saying beep in front of you :D
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