This conversation is one of these that really happened, it isn't anything like "once upon a time" but bittersweet reality :D
Stranger (a guy): Hello, how are you doing?
Me: I am fine... you?
Stranger: I am ok
(Awkward silence)
Stranger: Where are you from?
Me: Ehmmm... it is written in my profile.. Are you so lazy to check it?
(Two mins of silence)
Stranger: So you are from the Czech republic. I like this country.
Me: Really? What do you know about it?
(Stranger googling where the hell it is situated ...answering in few mins....)
Stranger: Ohh so you are from Europe. Now I remembered some Czech football players..
Me: Wooow, I am impressed (with sarcastic tone in my voice that he can't luckily hear :D)
Stranger: You are a very nice girl, Luci.
Me: How do you know?
Stranger: You treat me nice and you are kind.
Me: Oh myyyyyy... honestly I hate such kind of chats like - where are you from, how old are you etc. It is damn artificial to me...
Stranger: Ok, so what's your hobby?
Me: Please kill me somebody...I am better out of this :D
Stranger: Nooo, Luci, don't gooooo...I love you!
Me: Wt*
Luci is disconnected and can't recieve messages anymore...
Or
Luci left EnglishClub :D
P.S. That's why I simply can't stand private chats...ofc it might be also my fault as I am not so much sociable but if somebody is not my "blood group" then it is better to stay awayyyy from me with such damn artificial chat lines :D
Comments
LOL...That guy must be new, he might not be fluent in English..maybe that's all he had to say....artificial chat lines....
Well happy to see you here....
What a nice chatty girl you are Luci! XD
Well, I can't blame you... I'm worse! hahaha... Usually I go straight to the point and right after telling 'hi', I reply with : "Do you have something interesting to talk about or just random boring questions?" :P
Unfortunately, these kind of "conversations" seem to be very common over here; it's not easy to find people which whom you can have interesting or funny talks.
Hahaa, you changed your nickname :) yeah strangers might be weird :o
Lol... haha! Well, this is one of the reason that I don't go in the chat so often. It happened to me many times, but most of them I avoid them with a polite way. Actually it depends on my mood. Sometimes I am cruel. But not that much like you, Luci :D
That happens... I don't even understand why some guys online can say "I like you" or "I love you" easily. It's weird
I wonder in their head is dunno what instead of brain wont better say what's on my mind now :D Btw I can call you Senorita Estanita :D no problem!