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     Hahaha…first, I’m so sorry. I always learn English with my “humors sense”. So, women… don’t get mad at me. I’m not going to talk about you, but myself…oppppssss…

     When I was a child, I was jealous of a neighbor girl. She was beautiful and her family was  rich. She had everything: toys, dolls, nice clothes, nice shoes…even she could visit many places and when she came back, she showed me so many “souvenirs ” (but never share with me). It made me felt “double jealous” hehehe… that’s why, one day, when she needed go out. I took one of her toys and threw it in the dustbin. She cried so much and thought her dog (lol) took it away. She gave him some rods. Poor him! I didn’t tell anything, I felt very pleasant….

     When I was 20 years old. I felt jealous of her again. She and I studied in the same university. I was not beautiful so I wanted smarter than her. Whenever she got full marks then I felt sad. I thought, beauty and smart cannot go together. But I was wrong. She had both. She was the center of attention in my class/school. She had so many boyfriends and hahaha…she made me so upset because I asked her to share only one with me and she refused …

     When I was 24 years old. I did one thing before her… I caught one guy who agreed to marry to me. She was later than me one year. On my wedding day, hhhhh… again touchy, she came and made me to become the “2nd most beautiful girl”. Even my hubby (being  a broom) couldn’t move his eyes from her face, brrrrrr… After trying so many ways , I couldn’t stop every ones from staring at her. So I found one way for myself. It was : to keep her beside me and whenever men looked at her, they would also see me..kekeke……

     30 years old . My hubby said to me :” I love you, honey”. I told her, she laughed so much and answered me : Oh Gosh…you must wait for a long time to hear that, after 30 years. I myself even first heard it when I was born... Really need to shout Oh My God…kekeke…

     Now, I’m 36 and we are still  best friends. We share everything with each other (just don’t share our hubbies..lol). My son and her daughter are the same age. We’re going to think about their  future. But it’s very important….as I see, my daughter and her daughter are repeating their Mom’s actions. They are jealous of each other. They fight every day. And this time (till now)…hahaha…my daughter is the winner. I don’t know why, but maybe because she has a crazy mom like me. Heyyy, don’t misunderstand, I still didn’t teach her any “lesson”. She does all by herself. I hope she can keep her result.....if not…hahaha.....I will join my daughter’s team and we will be fighting again.

     P/s: My Teachers Anele and Hala. I’m not ready for your punishments so please ..please...forget it. Else, hihihi...You know, I’m crazy and I can fight with any ones. Huh...you both are younger than me, more beautiful than me, most intelligent than me....but I don’t care. So please don’t challenge me. I don’t scare you...lol..lol..lol…