Loving Husbands

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills...

! When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Why three?

For you and your parents....

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  • really funny :)))))))

    thanks  for the blog, that made me smile

  • Notears :they are but dont forget they are talkactive too :p

    Ramona : i used yellow in order to hurt your eyes while reading :p

    Nebia : shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am making peace with girls , cuz they all hate me now

    Rafal :i am just kidding ;)

    Lynne :just for kidding ;)

    Mahgol: come on i will teach you how i am good teacher in it ;)

    Manal :my little sister thnks for your visit :)

    Dreamer Girl: yes i wanna make you dizzy and wait for the nest blog  :p

    Anis : not me but this is the experiance talk :p


  • Loool It's funnyy!!
  • hahaha..dreamer I was only kidding as you.

    by the way I wana to know how  I can republish a blog? could you tell me?

  • Dreamer Man,

    they are all funny... ^_^


  • Really funny!

  • but in real girls sure are our life , wife, and evrything ;) .
    Your nose is getting length more than pinocchio
    you look so weird!!
  • lol Mahgol , we just kidding to make girls angry :p but in real girls sure are our life , our mothers , sisters , wife, and evrything ;)
  • hahhaa that was funny dreamer

    but if I don't make mistake you are going to marry tooo.Having  partner is equal to having affliction ,no homes stay without affliction,hahaaaaaaaa

  • @Nida : thnks for your visit :)
    @Lucus : I am waiting your blog
    @Mohyie: thnks for your comment ;)

    @nebia : why dont you say all its truth :p

    @Anele : I am not married yet when i will , i will answer you :p ( if I will )

    @Atika :  :p

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