Fantasy World
What a beautiful morning.. I woke up with smile on my face without a single wrinkle as I'm using Nivea Creme Q10, that promised me to make my skin younger, more elastic and hell yeahhh I do believe it!! When I came to bathroom I started brushing my teeth with Colgate Max White Tooth Paste, which will make my teeth perfectly white like the pearls and which is damn "Number 1 recommended by dentists!" Afterwards I washed my hair with L'oréal Shampoo that will make my hair shiny and super dense! Why? "Because I am worth it"! As I am not that much into make up, I decided to use just Maybelline mascara to make my lashes more beautiful, however who knows "Maybe I was born with it"! Anyway, the best thing to do in the morning is to put my Nike running shoes on and "Just do it" - to run 3 km always makes me feel fresh. When I got home, I decided to make my Nescafé because "It all starts with Nescafé" and was wondering, what would start! Guess what? It activated my mind and I turned on my LG TV and yeahhh I felt immediately like Life's Good! After some time my friends knocked the door and I was so happy to see them! They came around and brought some Snicker bars, we immediately agreed on "You are not you, when you are hungry" and better ate them all! Later we opened some Coca Cola bottles and felt so great because we wanted to "Taste the feeling"! When my friends left I checked my Samsung phone but felt a bit confused as "It is not a phone it is Galaxy" what the hell, I opened my window and screamed to the whole galaxy: "I want my phoneeee!!!"
R e a l i t y
What an awkward morning.. I woke up with weird mood and also with many wrinkles on my face, despite I'm using Nivea Creme Q10, that promised me to make my skin younger, more elastic and hell nooooo I am tired of waiting for miracle!!! When I came to bathroom I started brushing my teeth with Colgate Max White Tooth Paste, which has damn no effect and I wonder, why it is "Number 1 recommended by dentists!" Afterwards I washed my hair with L'oréal Shampoo that simply washed my hair, nothing was shining, maybe I should turn on more light to see it? Why are they doing this to me?!!! "Because I am worth it"? As I am not that much into make up, I decided to use just Maybelline mascara to get at least bigger eyes but oh myyy should I believe that "Maybe I was born with it"? No, I am not idiot! Anyway, what scared me to death was to remember my morning ritual - to run 3 km! When I saw my Nike shoes in the corner, I gave up and simply yelled at them: NOOOO, today I won't JUST DO IT! Instead of torturing myself I decided to make Nescafé because "It all starts with Nescafé" and the only one thing that started after drinking it my was my urgent need to visit toilet. Then I turned on my LG TV and yeahhh I felt little bit like Life's Good! But after checking all these boring channels I got disgusted and angry because there was nothing worth watching! After some time my friends knocked the door and I was like - oh nooo I am not in mood to be with them! They came around and brought some Snickers bars and just added: "You are not you when you are hungry"! I politely told them I am myself even with empty stomach! In fact imagination of sticky bar in my mouth made me feel yuck! Later we opened some bottles of Coca Cola and my friends just asked me to "Taste the feeling"! Yeahh the feeling of disgusting oversweet Cola was so special that I had to immediately eat something else to get rid of it! When my friends left, I checked my Samsung phone but felt a bit confused as "It is not a phone it is Galaxy"? What? Next time I won't smoke weed with them!
Comments
What a cool blog and what a good writer you are! I loved it! :)
You reminded me one of my most favorite writers, David Foster Wallace. He also wrote many times aboug that fake 'wonderful life' the brands promise if we buy their products:
Btw, Nivea, L'Oréal, Maybelline... these brands test on animals :( Please, be the super awesome girl you are and consider to change the brand *making a cute face that you can't see, but it could melt you heart* :3 (Link for Cruelty-Free Products)
Thanks a lot for sharing! I love to read your stories ^_^
Haha, it was very funny , I must say your writing style is very impressive.
Rose,
m happy to see you liked it so much, it is like screaming from me from your comment :-D thanx a lot and yeahhhhhhhhhh I also feel in the morning like - who the hell is this :-D however, one gotta get on with it - aging is nice and women grow like wine, don't forget about it, dear ;-)
Risty,
dear - yeah Nivea Q10 creme really extist and I even have it at home :-D Q10 is everywhere around, don't you know that? :-D btw as for baking soda - it is damn drastic method, nah? :-D you saidst :-D
AG,
Galaxy Chocolate? Does it really exist? :-D have never heard of it and yeah you better send me one asap!! :D
noas,
agree with you, we are nothing for them - just item that gives them some money time to time :-D thanx for reading me :-p
Peppo,
yeah it is a war, war among the companies, which will get more money from the silly customers :-D thanx for your comment :-)
Onee,
life is good even without TV yeah.... I do agree! thanx for stopping by and leaving comment, dear :-)
Sweetest,
m glad you read it as I bothered you with it and you see - m not even hiding it here :-D anywayz - is this your everyday experience? luckily this reality - i little bit exegerated :-D
Mishaikh,
haha, making us light? better then making us hard :-D lmao thanx for reading my blog :-)
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