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TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find   North America . 
MARIA:           Here it is. 
TEACHER:       Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ? 
CLASS:           Maria.

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TEACHER:      John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?    
JOHN:            You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:      Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:      No, that's wrong 
GLENN:          Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER:      Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O..    
TEACHER:      What are you talking about? 
DONALD:       Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5.

TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. ' 
MILLIE:         I  is..    
TEACHER:     No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'    
MILLIE:         All right ...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.       Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?    
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?    
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :        No, sir.  It's the same dog.

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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?    
HAROLD:     A teacher

Yesterday, I received an e-mail from one of my friends, having subject as Kid are Quicks. There were many funny stories has happened in between a teacher and his class's students, they were so nice, I just wanted to share with you. :)

If you have some stories like that, your comments with the stories highly appreciated.

PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! 

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

Thank you Taking time to read my blog :)

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