Traffic policeman:" When I saw you driving down the road, I said to myself:"Fifty-five at least!"Woman driver:" Oh, no, officer, it is only this hat that makes me look that age."Policeman to driver going the wrong way down a one-way street:" Hey, where do you think you are going?"Driver:" I do not know, but I must be late. Everybody is coming back."" Ha, ha," laughed the recruit." You can't fool me. I know they have potato-peeling machines in the army."" yes," said the sergeant, "and you are the latest model."from: SPEAK ENGLISH
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