( Just a funny poem by using uncommon words like: Mixologist, Rolling pin, gurney )

I have written following poem but I haven't a good title for it, yet.

Can you help me, please ????? I ask you for a funny proposal.

If I get more than only one proposal, then I will chose the funniest one.

Thank you in advance!!!

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Blackout with pure pleasure

Jerome, a famous movie star
has drank much beer there in a bar.
His wife, she was alone at home,
was waiting long for her Jerome.

He drank too much, so he got drunk,
and quickly to the ground he sank.
"Mixologist, don't call my wife,
because I want to stay alive!"

Just call for me an ambulance,
maybe I can so keep my chance.
My chance to making her confused,
maybe her anger will be mused.

I use my time to think about
how to explain her my blackout.
I really don't want her to swing
and beats me with her rolling pin.

If she me on the gurney sees,
with bleeding wounds there on my knees,
Maybe she thinks I had a crash
and maybe even just a clash."

Although he had not earned it,
his wife, she was concerned a bit.
From hospital she picked him up,
but then she said to him:"Shut up!"

Because he had a clever wife
who knows how to avoid a strife.
She did avoid that neighbors grin,
what her man did, was not a sin.

He only is a man, so weak
at least he needs some beer a week.
He never can resist the lure
to drink a beer, it's pleasure pure.

Thanks for your proposal, dear Onee-chan, I like it.

You mentioned my vocabulary as "awesome". I thank you so much, but always when I read the posts of others here, then I feel small very often. Nevertheless I keep my plan to improve my English skills more and more... according to the motto : Exercise makes perfect. I have to work on my active English more than on my passive English. That means I can understand written and spoken English more than I can speak. People say, my spoken English isn't bad and some even say I speak very well, clearly understandable. But I believe, we can assess our own skills more exactly than others because we know about our limits and weaknesses. I think you will go conform with me, it's a long way to become a acceptable or even a fluent speaker in a foreign language. There are some people they learn a anguage very quickly and I envy them very much. Others, like me, have to work hard and long for the same result. Important is, not to throw in the towel, when we sometimes think that we work and work and we don't see a progress.

Thanks again for taking part in my challenge.

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Rose February 18, 2017 18:11

I am sorry, I have to apologize to everyone who took part on my challenge to chose a nice titel for my poem.

Here on EC is something wrong because I don't get any informations when someone comments on my blogs.

I appreciate all of your proposals and I made a mix of the suggestions.

My title will be: Blackout with pure pleasure
Mishaikh February 3, 2017 14:14

Ma'am Tanya,

I took Rose's poem in my mind.

I had in my mind "drunk" for 'Blackout" (I think rose also means the same, I may be incorrect)

As for "Life on Gurney" I mean "escape" from the anger of wife. These all are metaphor.
Mishaikh February 3, 2017 14:14

Ma'am Tanya,

I took Rose's poem in my mind.

I had in my mind "drunk" for 'Blackout" (I think rose also means the same, I may be incorrect)

As for "Life on Gurney" I mean "escape" from the anger of wife. These all are metaphor.
Mishaikh February 3, 2017 14:09

Thanks Tanya for the explanation.
Tanya February 3, 2017 14:03

Mishaikh, can I answer for Danny? To black out means to faint. Life on a gurney is like living as a vegetable when your life is supported by the medical equipment. It is better to die!
Mishaikh February 3, 2017 13:53

"Life on the gurney"
Mishaikh February 3, 2017 13:52

What about "Blackout"
Danny Clark February 3, 2017 11:32

Dear Rose, I have no idea for the title now, but PURE PLEASURE sounds nice!
Rose February 2, 2017 14:29

Hahaha, dear Danny, I followed your advice and have posted the poem. I did not remember that I had posted it already many days ago.... maybe I have now a memory weakness ... hahaha ... and I know why ..........tooooooooo much English in my brain !!! ( What a joke !!! )
And by the way, I asked for a nice and funny title for my poem ... where is your proposal, please???? I thought my helpful "excuse" for drinking men would seduce you to take part in my challenge for a title.
Rose February 2, 2017 14:23

Thanks for your proposal, dear Onee-chan, I like it.

You mentioned my vocabulary as "awesome". I thank you so much, but always when I read the posts of others here, then I feel small very often. Nevertheless I keep my plan to improve my English skills more and more... according to the motto : Exercise makes perfect. I have to work on my active English more than on my passive English. That means I can understand written and spoken English more than I can speak. People say, my spoken English isn't bad and some even say I speak very well, clearly understandable. But I believe, we can assess our own skills more exactly than others because we know about our limits and weaknesses. I think you will go conform with me, it's a long way to become a acceptable or even a fluent speaker in a foreign language. There are some people they learn a anguage very quickly and I envy them very much. Others, like me, have to work hard and long for the same result. Important is, not to throw in the towel, when we sometimes think that we work and work and we don't see a progress.

Thanks again for taking part in my challenge.

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