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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.Who died and who lived?The perfect woman lived, because the perfect man and elf aren't real.
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  • it just a joke imply thare is no perfect man in the real world. huh.
  • hope you enjoy it. you are welcome...
  • Hi Fengluan!
    Funny,I understand it.:)
    In the beginning I was afraid it would turn to a sad story,I prefer it as a joke like that.
    Thank you.
  • ok,elf is (in folklore) one of a kind of legendary beings, usually characterized as small, manlike, and mischievous , you can look up your English dictionary. a perfect man mans the man has no defect, sometimes this kind of man is not real. hope you can understand it.
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