Fake as a Troll

Fake… Yes, that’s what you are.

You pretend you’re the most interesting person in the world.

You speak as if everybody is interested in your stories.

But in reality, you’re a pain in the neck.

 

You mock weak people because you think you’re untouchable.

Haven’t you remembered when you mocked me in front of your friends

just because I’m different?

That as if I could barely hear the unpleasant words you’ve said.

I can still vividly remember each of them in case you’ve forgotten.

 

You stabbed people behind their back and unluckily I was one of your victims.

How sweet! But you didn’t know payback is a bad ***ch.

If there’s an adjective that perfectly suits you, it’s grotesque!

It’s funny how your physical appearance matches your behavior.

Why don’t you always carry a mirror as a reminder how friendly you are?

 

You are just like the rest of your kind. A bully with a hog tail!

Your mouth is full of words…  Oh, I mean worms.

You think you’re brave, yet I bet you couldn’t even hold a snake.

I can throw one at you if you want. Simply choose what you desire.

 

Please do not say I’m being a spoilsport now. Why?

Because I could be the meanest person you’ve ever met. Isn't it fun?

Spare me of your envy though because I know I’m not a saint.

What I have is a humongous horn in my head which I could use to defend myself from critters like you.

Meanwhile, I can enjoy my tea sitting nonchalantly while you're sulkin' in agony...

                                                                                                         

To be continued…

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  • Hey, Elen!

    Thank you for the sweet compliment! My tongue has become sharper after all these years. You're right, the tongue can be notorious just like written words. It can kill like a shotgun! Unfortunately, some people don't know how to use it properly. I wonder what happens to 'think before you speak' mentality these days...

    Good day!

    Robbie

  • Howdy, Mary!

    Absolutely! Don't worry about my snakes, they're pretty flexible. They can bounce back unhurt at all. It would be ideal to throw them loaves of bread, but I hate wasting food especially the ones that I baked. Perhaps fake stones would do the trick, perfect for their fake personality...

    See yah!

    Robbie

  • Wow Robbie! What a sharp tongue! In my country we have a saying: "Tongue has no bones but it crushes bones". Means that words can hurt much. In this case, the words comes from a person who has been already hurt by someone... It is a nice lesson for him.

  • Rob, I think about the poor snake... it's a totally innocent creature :(

    But you can throw any other no-alive thing instead :D

  • Hey, Mary!

    Why not? It would be freakin' fun to see the fakers' reactions when they catch something that's moving. Let's test how ****** they are! 

    Thanks for dropping by!

    Robbie

  • Ok, thank you, Evangelina!

  • Hello Roman,

    The image as I posted, I found on net.

    It was these words as I read here: “ Be yourself, but be your best self”

    You are welcome :)
  • Ugh, Robbie plz, don't throw a snake at anybody :/

  • Dear Eva,

    Thank you for your concern. The quote you shared is timely and appropriate for me. I'd keep it in mind and don't worry, I'm not going to the dark side. Hell doesn't want me there because I've already burnt many times. I am a Phoenix and I should nothing to be afraid of except my creator...

    I'm grateful you're one of the few friends that I shall keep here.

    Robbie

    I Am a Phoenix
    One fine morning, something appeared out of nowhere. Zombies… It sounds disgusting, yet they’re swarming in numbers. They’re everywhere! Always ready…
  • Thank you Robbie for explanation! And it is ok:) Have a nice weekend!

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