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i think the EC members came 1st then the idioms were made after them

Anyways lets start the proceedings ...

To be honest i was think of borrowing pearl's avatar for a few days (u know hiding my face) after writing my 1st blog but fortunately i never had to carry that burden because i hv realized that only the 1st hundred years are the hardest . hehe.

To began with, i would say i didn't hear it from a grapevine but i heard it straight from the horse's mouth that most of the users r complaining of not including them.

I think i have caught a tiger by his tail by writng my first blog but u know when the going gets tough the tough gets going. :-)

So here i am again to make a rule of thumb for the others .

They say; the idle hands are the devil's tool and an idle's mind is the devil's workshop , as i'm very much an idle these days (hehe, i'm on my vacations. My mother says that when u r on vacations, the hell seems to be on vacations too ) so i thought i should use my hands and mind to dig something deep.

well, Rome was not built in one day so i can't include all the user at once...

and i think a picture can paint thousand words, so shah's efforts are more fruitful then mine (shah that was a compliment :-))

anyways..

apologies to those who again managed to escape my eagle's eye hehehe

Tarek; u r the 1st victim

unfortunately the trigger got pulled when the barrels were pointing towards u

At 1st i would say..

even though ur coat is a perfect cut still i hv never seen u cutting the coat according to the cloths

secondly i don't think u r flirting pearl but my advise is

He that would the daughter win, must with the mother first begin.

pearl i'm kidding but

it's as plain as the nose on your face

thirdly,

don't show devil-may-care attitude towards ur tarek suit

because

You never miss the water till the well runs dry

so get ur head above water and keep ur head above water.

Laalaa; i will steal ur pencil for sure

i wonder how did my eagle's eye miss u

but now i got it

u laid low and sung small

well,Wonders never cease!

i'm surprised how do u manage to win every time?

but

Time works wonders. Your secret is safe with me. A pvt creeping mouse delivers u all the answers.(Darius instead of a pvt msg try giving her candies ..hehehe) kidding

well

u don't have to carry this secret to ur grave.
let the main room share ur burden...hehehe

now lets see how many words ur pencil can write

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.:-)

and they say:

"Pencil. Paper. Forget the world" and "A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere"

so

give me ur pencil and i'll stab the illiteracy in his chest with your pencil (the FBI will catch u for the murder bz it would be ur pencil all togather ) hehe

who is next

3

2

1

yes u guessed right

AH TK; i would start with a quote

"growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional" so please press the "grow up" button of ur body

even though i am not good with numbers but

please take care of number one

because

you are the public enemy number one

but don't be upset

because u r a big frog in a small pond.

in my thinking

one who tries to generate random figures by deterministic means is of course living in a state of sin.

come on

u can count chickens before they hatch
go ahead of no.3
i know u came close to saying 4 but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

shaheen ; sorry u were not even mentioned in my 1st blog

i would say

A gladiator needs no introduction.

if given the option to choose between you and Eli i will choose u

but then i thinks

choosing the lesser of the two evils is still choosing an evil :-) isn't it?

anyways

peoples like u are as rare as a hen's teeth

because

even though there are many demons but there is only one devil :-)

this makes u so 11:59.........(not pm but am ..hehehe.. not scary at all)

Laksh; your turn

i know u

u r the one who adds fuel to fire every time

i remember my avocado and i also remember that

If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with....(not u definitely)

all u can do

is to sit like a baboon and watch me sharing avocado with some one else

i hv told shah already

Revenge is best served cold.

i remember u like a snake remembers the hunter of his mate.

cheers man

i won't do u any harm, i don't keep anything to my heart

but don't be an optimist

i won't share my guacamole with u :-)
beg shah or inna for a favor

may be

i forgive and forget but wait this will all be in vain , i hv finished my guacamole already ..hehe

laksh consider that

A slap on the wrist. u deserve more (kidding)

I; y don't u tell others

that

u go on solving IQ questions like a boy killing snake ..(sarcasm)

when someone else answers, u suddenly shouts

"If it was a snake it would hv bit you. u stole my words"

tell me one thing

why don't u seek help from 'MARRY SHAW' she will steal the tongues of others for u (but remember never ever scream)

now don't u say this

"soon it will be you who come begging to me" i bet i will not but then i'm afraid too bz misfortune has long arms

anyways i must admit

u are as funny as a barrel of monkeys

i submit to ur sense of humor

Iki Rizkii; as far as i remember

a growing youth has a wolf in his/her tummy

but

when did a coffee-loving fish took the place of the wolf ?

i know that

A cup of tea is not ur cup of tea :-)

but

hv u decided to bring the coffee leaves near to extinction ?

come on

let some horses graze those coffee laves too, they also hv the desires to remain active all the time

by the way

is coffee sweet in taste or bitter in taste ? hehe

i know u will say sweet

well, Diabetes is emerging out to be a major issue

i think

its better to serve in heaven then to rule in hell :-)

Now for those who write (nopvtplz)

some illiterates like me, or some literates like shah and inna may read it

"no main, only pvt chat, please i beg" :-)

after all

different strokes for different folks

i wonder

what's the logic behind including (nopvtplz) in nick

do u remember inna ? i asked u once that what's the way to seek attention in the main room of EC

can we mark this one way ? ..hehe

ladies

don't be mad enough to chew nails and spit rivets

i'm just curious

and

the curiosity may kill the cat. hehe

in the end i would say: i wish i could include every user of EC to my blog but u know if 'wishes were horses the beggars would ride' ( Barbare , i think i don't hv to explain this time )

because i can still find a lot of room to swing the cat

but lets just put a big "to be continued ...." in the end to keep the broth boiling and let 'the chief cook ( NH ) and bottle washer(___space still to be occupied) borrow some time to think about the next prey ..

heheheh

to be continued.........