I have read a funny story and I want you to read it, too.
Here is the funny story:
To Absent Brothers
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. 'The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!
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Hahaha, Danny ... don't you get enough?
Dear Bet, I am sorry for the alcohol jokes. It's just fun!
Here is the link to another joke ... this time without alcohol
http://www.myenglishclub.com/profiles/blogs/still-one-joke-to-danny...
Rose, sure, we want to hear more!!!
Dear Bet, you should get drunk at least once to know what we are talking about! Hahaha!
Hahaha .... AG ...
hehehehehehehehe... it's nice of him really :D
Thanks, Luci and Danny ... more jokes wanted? I have still more.
hahahaha! I heard something like that! Really funny!