Be yourself…

     Woman is a big trouble..hahaha…this thing I heard from my husband. When I see a beautiful girl then I wish I can be prettier, when I see a young girl then I wish I can be younger….in the main, I’m always jealous with any girls who is better than me. lol..lol....

     After so many days…oh, it should …so many years then I learned that : I should accept myself. I’m fat - it’s ok, I’m short – it’s alright. And from these things that I take out : FAT and SHORT have so many strong points. Let me show it…

     The strong point of FAT

  1. Fat is very “user-friendly” when you play with your kids. Specially, to play see-saw. You sit one side and the other side, you can put 3 your kids. It still works, up and down, up and down….hahaha….
  2. When you are fat, then you don’t fear about “the cool weather” because you have so much “blubber”. It looks like a “feather”. Always making you warm..lol…
  3. Holding a “fat woman” is very interesting. Soft, cool, smooth….let’s imagine about your pillow. You feel very good when you hold it, right?
  4. Fat helps you to survive for a long time, I mean : when you meet a problem and there is no food, fat can use a great reserve of energy. If you’re thin, how can you have kekeke….
  5. When you re fat, it proves that…you have enough food.. … if you have much food means  …you are rich ….Am I right?

     The strong point of  SHORT

  1. You can wear any high-heels that you want.. You don’t need to care about your husband high. Whenever you go beside him then .. .both becomes a great couple.
  2. You can save money from your clothes. You’ re short and your trousers (T-shirt)  are short too. So you save more money from material. Or even you can buy a small bed kekeke…
  3. When you play a game with your kids, you can sit any children’s chair. No need to worry that your knee to hit your face lol…
  4. It’s very convenient when you and your daughter wear the same shorts. You can borrow her shorts and no need to buy for your own
  5. This one is important. You are short, whenever you and your kids go outside together, if someone looks behind your back. Sure, they will think you are their sister. Hahaha….means : you are still young year by year

Noe : (I’m just kidding and I’m talking about myself, not you….)

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  • Thanks dear Elen and RK.

  • Nice positive and funny blog of you again Mitran! Always think with the bright side of life :)

  • hahaha...ⓔⓡⓩⓐ,

    Where is the diamond? I'm looking for it, but I didn't see...hehehe...

    Thanks dear, please wait for my new blog. I'm sure, you will be laugh with it.

  • Dear ⓔⓡⓩⓐ,

    lol..you're name is very cool. I could not type it, (only copy)....

    Yes, I say like that day by day, year by year... he is lucky, but do you know his answer?..honey, the day I married you, I got a big mistake hahaha...

  • I don't understand dear Arlene, you made me mad hahaha....

    First, you said : my boyfriend  but next, you used "SHE".Actually, who are you? hahaha....(kidding).

    I know, you're a beautiful girl dear, I can see it throght your comment. Thanks

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  • Shoba,

    Please pass my "thanks" to her. And please intoduce me to her...lol...I'm mitran and I'm 40, have 3 kids and Im a  "cruel mom" kakaka

  • My mother did not say you are crazy, Mitran. She was happy to hear that being fat is not that bad. :)

    Have a nice weekend! 

  • hahaha...ETJ, she is just 3 years old. Sure, she is shorter then me...

  • lol...hahaha...ETJ. Really? FAT and SHORT? You're kidding, right?

    But if yes....welcome,welcome..we will become a good friend.

  • Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............

    kekeke...you don't belive it, do you? now, in my family, I'm shorter than  everyone (of course, I don't count my little daughter)

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