Husband and wife are in bedroom lying on bed and he suddenly after several months started touching her body. Firstly he gently touched her hair, then her neck, suddenly his hand moved to her ellbow, then he touched her belly and then...all of a sudden he stopped, turned back, stood up and was about to leave the bedroom. His wife with dissapointed tone in voice asked:"What happened?"He answered: "Nothing...just...finally I found remote control!"
Nice joke haha, what an unexpected ending, a romantic funny situation turned to be something unpredictably awkward. I reckon that the background story would be about the husband and his wife fighting over the TV remote control, but she thought by hiding it inside her shirt, he wouldn't possibly find it, so by caressing her in bed, he could eventually discover the remote control, and yeah what an infelicitous moment for her, double shot :D
Lol Estanis, An attractive offer, OK let me ponder over it lol
I think he should have bought two tickets one for himself and other was for his bride and marriage would be celebrated in the stadium. Thus, this marriage would be unforgettable event for everyone who participated there. :D
Luci, you frightened us at the beginning what joke you came with, but at the end, it gave us strong laughter. The husband found TV better entertainment than wife :)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. I have many questions.. is she beautiful!! is the wedding party supposed to last too long hours???? And can we play remote control game after the wedding????..hahahahahahaha
WARMING TO USERS!!
My friend bought a ticket for the next Final of Champions League and he didn't notice it's the same day of his marriage. If someone can and wants to go in place of him, it is in St. Peter's church, the bride's name is Sandra, all is already paid, just go and marry.
I forgot to warn ppl that it is joke for smart adults :D well... unfortunately there are such men...and if there is football match on TV....I guess their number is rapidly increased :D
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Nice joke haha, what an unexpected ending, a romantic funny situation turned to be something unpredictably awkward. I reckon that the background story would be about the husband and his wife fighting over the TV remote control, but she thought by hiding it inside her shirt, he wouldn't possibly find it, so by caressing her in bed, he could eventually discover the remote control, and yeah what an infelicitous moment for her, double shot :D
Haha, good joke, dear Luci. My sympathies to that woman.
I think he should have bought two tickets one for himself and other was for his bride and marriage would be celebrated in the stadium. Thus, this marriage would be unforgettable event for everyone who participated there. :D
Luci, you frightened us at the beginning what joke you came with, but at the end, it gave us strong laughter. The husband found TV better entertainment than wife :)
Luci,
Nooo..Noooo... Keep the remote control where it was.. hahahahahahahaha..
Estanis,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. I have many questions.. is she beautiful!! is the wedding party supposed to last too long hours???? And can we play remote control game after the wedding????..hahahahahahaha
My friend bought a ticket for the next Final of Champions League and he didn't notice it's the same day of his marriage. If someone can and wants to go in place of him, it is in St. Peter's church, the bride's name is Sandra, all is already paid, just go and marry.
Somebody is speaking about men here -_-
Smart adults huh, ouch Luci!! oucchhhhhh!!! ahahaha! better to find a bookworm instead a sport fanatic..hahaha :)
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